Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 01, 2014

Light a candle…….never mind. Rat would probably feel more at ease cursing the darkness.

So that’s what Pastis meant by Dark Humour.

She’s also incredibly fragile, although she works as a plumber full-time. So, be careful before the crack of Dawn.

Pig serenaded Dawn….“You light up my life!”

It finally dawned on me.

Yay! Pig has a new (girl)friend! I hope this means he’s done with that awful Pigita. And, for extra bonus points, it’s easier for Cartoon-Boy to draw this girlfriend (though it may require more ink)!

Maybe after all this, it’ll dawn on Toon Boy, that Dawn wasn’t such a good idea.

Dang it! It just dawned on me everyone has taken the good puns

Eosophobia; fear of dawn…

I wonder if some people are gonna complain about the ‘hostage’ element as the commentaries in the PBS treasuries claim to provoke.

Well just hope so!

I had a girlfriend called Dawn – I loved waking at the crack of Dawn

Just be thankful that Tony Orlando was not there too.

Delta Dawn, what’s that flower you have on……..

I see Rat’s still channeling Walter White…

Rat forgot to knock three times before entering.

What’s wrong with cursing the darkness and lighting a candle?

How dark is it before the Palmolive?

hmmmm……dark indeed

Another terrible pun… How many is that now?

(Personally, I love the puns)

xxx

Delta Dawn, what’s that flower you have on………

Dawn cuts grease – I wash my dishes with it…

Pig is always de-lighted to see Dawn.

Pig makes new friends left and right.

Yay Rat!

that isnt true tho. is the room darkest before you flip the lights on?