Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 14, 2014
March 13, 2014
March 20, 2014
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Mind-Bending Adventures of Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time-Traveler from 1909 2014 Percival: You there! How did this era achieve this utopian peace and prosperity? Man: It's all because of the wise and generous ROCKET CATS! Percival: Rocket cats? Man: Sure! Super intelligent felines who guide and help humans! Percival: Ah! I must HAVE one! Cat: Hey! What th... Man: NO! Percival: Got you! And now to the past -- I am going to kill Hitler! Cat: Let go, you imbecile! Man: Stop! 1536 Germany Percival: Hitler, where are you? Cat: You missed by four centuries, moron! Man: Was ist das?! Eine rocket katze! Wunderbar!! Man: We must gather all katzen und make them rocket katzen! Cat: Meow Woman: Fly! Man #2: Here, katze! Cat: NO! Cat: No, you fools! You'll disrupt our mutilation-enhanced evolution! Percival: There you are! Percival: I'm taking you back! I find a talking cat tiresome! Cat: No! 2014 Cat: What's this? Cats are now PETS?! HOMELESS PLEASE HELP Cat: 2014 is now a hellscape! Man #1: Look! A flying cat! Adorable! Woman: I can haz cheeseburger? Man #2: Ha! Percival: And now -- I AM Hitler! Cat: This makes no sense! POW Percival: Ah, I finally found Hitler! Man: This is the greatest meme ever! Cat: God damn you all to Hell! The End
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kapock over 10 years ago
Going by my neighborhood, I’d say the rats were definitely the winners here.
Steve Bartholomew over 10 years ago
To see the original rocket cat: http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1001875/pg1
Randy B Premium Member over 10 years ago
One of those guys who lowers everyone else’s chances of survival, but who doesn’t manage to kill himself.
pumaman over 10 years ago
Super intelligent felines who guide and help humans! When they aren’t taking a nap. Probably better than rocket dogs though.
jpozenel over 10 years ago
Those early experiments with the tying of firecrackers to the tails of cats failed miserably, but it looks like persistence will pay off.