Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 04, 2014

Somehow I can’t imagine that Bernice would want to fill Any size shoes at Pitts HS…meanwhile, we see that Ms. Phelps will continue working at Pitts until her retirement…which will probably be in 7-8 years depending on how long it takes Bernice to earn her PhD… ;)

Hoh, boy!!! Now, Phelps has gone an’ dunnit…. BIG Time ! – And now, Bernice has gone hangdog , because she’s all catatonic , !!!

“Big shoes, Great big, huge shoes.” Translation: “Miss Phelps, you’re a clown.”

And soon, “overqualified” to give a speech! In a way, Phelps has “touched a nerve”, where there was none, before!

Oh God, you mean Phelps is NOT retiring?

Similarly, a high school chum took over as our high school alma mater’s new music teacher to replace the retiring teacher under whom that chum was taught. That was just some few years ago.

I don’t think this is a good story ark. In my opinion it is b-o-r-i-n-g

… all my replies seem so faaar away….

“Maximum’s The Word”“Semper Magnify”“Unintended Truth Or Consequences”“Bright Lights, Big City”“Grand PiaNo Sweat!”“♪….Do You Know Where You’re Going To?…♪”“Misguidandce Counselor”“Trigger Words”“Big Time”“Get Out The Giant Lens And Watch “Em Sweat”“This Aint No Party, This Aint No Disco, This Aint No Foolin’ Around…”or“Never Take Orders From A Clown”

LOL! That’s because I was just practicing…Plus, I couldn’t find my “key”…..

LOL!

It’s boring but not as bad as with that other guy!! That went on forever.

Same here…

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I supersized the other one, just now.. at no charge!

Bernice had been doing Phelps job. Actually listening to Luann and not giving trite answers

Got all of ’em, now… I think….

Time to hang it up for the night! At least my IS girl thinks so! ’Nite all! ;)-——————————————————————————————————————-

“Ah! Vanitas Vanitatum! Which of us is happy in this world? Which of us has his desire? or, having it, is satisfied?…” (William Makepeace Thackeray, 1811-1863)

Yes, Miss Phelps, those are some big shoes to fill. Tell me—do they make them in women’s sizes?

Bonus response, also “on the house”…

Fuggedabout da shoes…it’s a bigger nose to replace! A tip o’ the hat to the old shnozolla, Jimmy D! Ha cha cha cha chaaa…

It would not surprise me at all if she walks out into the hall, quickly straightens Leslie Knox out, causing full repentance, then decides this is exactly what she wants to do.

That might be enough to make her rethink the whole thing.

I predict that the school catches fire…no, wait that was Degrassi.

She is shocked!

Relax, Bernice. Your new BFF, Margo, will still be counselor at Pitts when your retire from your university and public service career.

@ JPuzzleWhiz The shoe’s you’re wearing -Clint Black

Go ahead, Bernie.TELL, Miz Phelps How You Regard HER with CONTEMPT.

There is a bit of foreshadowing going on here, but Ms. Phelps might not be alive to see the end result if it takes Bern 29 years to get her degree. Ah, “Christmas Shoes”. That would be a good one for Ms. Phelps’ funeral.

Still nothing being done about Leslie Knox’s assaults, how does Phelps counsel his victims?Meanwhile, will Bernice now encounter Leslie and a. Clop him in the chops?(Leading to an assault charge and her valedictorian status being revoked) b. Become just another one of his sufferers?(Whereupon Phelps finally steps up to the plate, or totally fails in that also)- or -c. Counsel him like he’s never been counseled before.(As we’re all pretty sure he’s NEVER been IN Phelp’s office at all.)All hilarious scenarios.

So Ms. Ph IS considering following her true love, Mr. F, into retirement. Good for her!

And Bern, you can still be a vet.

-Not if she hides the body to be found later-Who are you, and what have you done with peace-loving Night-Gaunt49?

It is impressive Miz Phelps thinks she did a good job.Every system needs feed-back loops to improve performance.

a body in a hydropulper in a paper mill would never be found. It would be mixed up with the pulp so finely that no part would ever be noticed. There could have been part of one in the last piece of paper you used.You’ll never know.

.I get allergic smelling hay ♪

Oops, wrong song – that was Lisa’s line from Green Acres…

♫ I.. just adore a penthouse view…

Dahling I love you but give me Park Avenue…♪

:-PPP

@Soccer_Rocks

,“I don’t think this is a good story ark (arc. dhg). In my opinion it is b-o-r-i-n-g”,JPuzzleWhiz "Who’s forcing you to read it?".That could be the problem, not enough pictures and reading is too hard.

“I have the impression working at Pitts is not something Bernice looks forward to.”.Nah, it’s the trying to fit her feet in Miz Phelps’ shoes which worries her

2nd panel title: Deer in Headlights. Bernice needs some distance, both temporal and physical, to put Pitts in perspective.

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About the tractor: On the show, his tractor was a Hoyt-Clagwell. In reality though, his tractor was a Fordson model “F” built from 1917-1926 .

The only thing I recall about the tractor was the flywheel. :-)

But I recall it distinctly.

On today’s FB page, the “open ended” question was "What do we suppose Bernice is thinking?…

Bernice, run. Run now.

Re: combat boots for women in women’s sizes…yep…I have a pair for nasty weather… ;)

Re: Phelps as a CC counselor…can’t really see this happening..I think she’ll go down with Pitts HS… ;)