Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 10, 2014
Transcript:
Crystal: "Here is it, our big moment" Tiffany: "How's my hair in back? Is it pooched out? It feels like it's pooched out" Crystal: "It's fine. So I'm supposed to go this way. You go that way, right?" Tiffany: "I have no idea" Tiffany: "Miss Phelps! Where am I going?" Miss Phelps: "You should have figured that out years ago, Tiffany"
JayBluE over 10 years ago
There’s no such thing as a stupid question… right?…..right?….uh…right?….
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
You’re going south like the rest of your friends… ;)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Boredom… reactions ….etc…
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
It looks like both Rosa and Gunther have some type of merit ornament around their necks… ;)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“Too Late For Grasshoppers”“A Bad Time For A Good Question”“Miss Placed Meets Miss Taken”“A ‘Smart’ Answer”“♫…You Can Go Your Own Way…♫”
or“They Call Her Miss Understood Cos No One Understands Her”
Trilobyte Premium Member over 10 years ago
Rosa and Gunther are sportin’ medals…
barbarasbrute over 10 years ago
Just ‘flag’ her. If she gets enough of them, she’ll be gone.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“Phelps looks kind of grindy in the last panel.” ^After talk of beans yesterday, I’d say that was her problem….
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Though Phelps is mistaken in her perception of Tiffany’s query, it’s rather ironic that she’d refuse to guide her right now… I mean, technicaly ….. there is a bit of “school time” left…..
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Yeah… now that I think about it, one of the ones that Gunther sports is in the shape of a “heart”…. maybe that’s the Pitts version of the Purple Heart, for his standing up to Les on more than one occasion, and being able to tell about it….
wrwallaceii over 10 years ago
If you really want to know, Tiffany; straight into massive, crippling, life long debt… did you want fries with that?
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Ha ha ha!!!! – She probably tried to put them in her coffeemaker! She’s got the wrong kind of energy, now…..
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
LOL! ;)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
"Beware Of Blast” ^Then she’d better guard her tassel…or she’ll be graduating before everyone else!
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Cool! ;)
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Yawwwwwnnnnnn!!! ’Nite all! ;)-————————————————————————————————-“Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced…even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has Illustrated it.” (John Keats, 1795-1821)
seyleigh over 10 years ago
That was mean-spirited, unprofessional, and uncalled for Ms. Phelps. You do not insult a student, especially in public!
@Belinda Banana Ana: Good job!
alviebird over 10 years ago
Years ago? I’m 59, and I still don’t know where I’m going. Heck, I can barely figure out where I’ve been.
ShagsCA over 10 years ago
Tiff — if you don’t know where you’re going, then any road will take you there…
Caldonia over 10 years ago
Hopefully Bernice asked Tiffany for help in getting Phelps fired.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
Don’t know where I’m goin’Never been this way beforeHeard the journey takes a lifetimeMaybe even more.Early song I wrote around Tiffany’s age
Never went any further with it.At least I still have my looks and delusions
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
Yippiee
Caldonia over 10 years ago
Not really. She has a better chance than Luann.
donpar over 10 years ago
Phelps owns Tiffany!
auntiejello01 over 10 years ago
Why did they change the color of Tiffany’s dress?
Edward White over 10 years ago
The comic is called Luann but haven’t seen her much in this segment. Not even in the background. Since Sunday. Miss Phelps is a bit on the Asinine side today.
alviebird over 10 years ago
I’m wondering if this is going to be where Greg hands off this strip completely to his daughter?
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
This is not the time to be catty, Phelps. There is a graduation ceremony and a whole lot of people involved here, and it’s in your best interest to see that it goes as smoothly as possible. So help the dumb girl go where she’s supposed to go!
beggar over 10 years ago
Foreshadowing of Tiff and Crystal going their separate ways? A metaphor for all their high school friendship fading?
Or maybe just a set up for another Tiffany punch line.
Ken Rubis over 10 years ago
Years ago? So, three years ago, when Tiff was a mere 14, her life should have already had some direction? Seems to me that she had more direction than the rest of the cast with her Hollywood aspirations. Maybe her dream wasn’t realized, yet, but at least she was chasing it. Phelps seems mean here, and she thinks more of herself than anybody in this strip up that isn’t Tiffany. I, for one, am hoping that she doesn’t retire and hook up at Mooney U as a contract counselor or something.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 10 years ago
“Was there no rehearsal? My class had a rehearsal!”-She was worried about poofy hair then too!
TORAD_07 over 10 years ago
OK, so we have yet to see the following:
Lu
Delta
Bernice
TJ
Ox
Les
(Assuming the last guy gets to graduate…)
I guess we’ll have to wait ’till the end of the week to see Bern… Bummer.
BillWa over 10 years ago
When did Tiffany change? On Sunday her whatever she’s wearing was purple, the last couple of days it’s green.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Well, Phelps If YOU Had Issues with Tiff’s “Direction” then it was YOUR “Job” to CORRECT It!
linsonl over 10 years ago
Tiff reminds me of my first wife….a beautiful natural blonde who thought of nothing but herself.
TORAD_07 over 10 years ago
We saw Luann, Bernice and Delta on Sunday, and TJ is not a student. However, Ox and Les have yet to appear.
We haven’t seen them yet in the “daily” strips. I don’t normally count “Sunday” as being in the same time continuum. It’s sort of a “Parallel” universe, for me.
Although, I do acknowledge TJ being Brad’s age, and graduating (or leaving HS) with him.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“Stand”, by REM…. if you doubt it, just ’think about direction"…..
38lowell over 10 years ago
Tiff knows what she wants—stardom. As with my son, who wanted to go in the movie business, years ago. His latest directed movie was just rated by the NY times & WSJ! If she is tenacious, she will succeed.Believe in yourself.
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
Phelps is too mean here. Tiffany, if the one in front of you turns right then you turn left. If the one in front of you turns left then you turn right. If the one in front of you turns one way then you turn the other way. If you are confused still, pretend you are modeling graduation gowns and do what you want.
Queen of America over 10 years ago
Looks like Rosa has one merit award and Gunther has two.In the previous days, it looked like the genders were separated. Now they’re not? Wonder if they are lined up alphabetically or by class standing. If so, old Leslie Knox is probably at the end of the line.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
Just remember “wherefore” is not the same as “where”.Closer, methinks, to wha’fo
kenhense over 10 years ago
Tiff can get some guy to marry her and support her while she chases bit acting parts for the next 25 years.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
Yes, yes,we know.Everybody on the planet should be fired.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Blazes, Tiffany.You’re going to blazes.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
Tiffany’s earlier problems lay in constantly trying to step on or abuse others.The fact that she has not done that much lately is in her favor.Anger ia slow to die down at previous attempts to wrong our beloved.
Sangelia over 10 years ago
I didn’t know what I wanted to do for a paying job until I had graduated. Found my calling in working assembly line work.
ACTIVIST1234 over 10 years ago
With her comment, we see that Crystal is NOT her friend, right? I mean, Tiff was supposed to go left, right? and Crystal just wanted to confuse her, right?
locake over 10 years ago
Sunday must have been a practice, they are wearing different clothes today.
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 10 years ago
Please excuse me if this has been posted before, but this online critique of Luann is pretty good:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONTY4K_bHb0&feature=player_detailpageHe has no complaints about Toni’s lips. Uh – mayyyzing.
locake over 10 years ago
Very few students have their life figured out in early high school. Phelps is probably jealous of all that Tiff has going for her.
3pibgorn9 over 10 years ago
What? Surface beauty, shallowness and cluelessness?
bryan42 over 10 years ago
Du-uh, which way do I go, which way do I go??
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
Ah, but was the incident seven years ago or seven weeks?Time flows differently in the Luanniverse..Actually, the secret love affair ’tween Luann and Quill never struck me as secret and Quill had told Tiffany several times to back offbecause of it ere he raised his voice — out ofconcern for her faulty hearing, I surmise..But, yes, Luann should be fired and fried for not being perfect, along with the rest of humanity.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
Much gooder.
jmcenanly over 10 years ago
I am curious as to the direction of this strip. Are we going to follow Luann in her adventures at Moony college, will we pick up the story some time later, as did Funky Winkerbean, or will the strip end here?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
Just so you agree seven years is questionable..As to why everybody doesn’t follow Luann’s leading, why should they?You disagree with much she does, surely they can too.As to why they might be tempted to distrust Tiffany, being self-centered and shallow of thought, she might not realize the damage she is doing herself and others.I love her, but wouldn’t place my life in her hands..You and I remember things differently and you do an excellent job of reposting old strips - which I appreciate and enjoy — but two which come to mind involve Tiffany barging in on Luann and Quill at the pool. Not knowing they were together again points to cluelessness and self-centeredness.The second was during the play when he told her he had told her he wasn’t romantically interested. Even if we did not see it, his demeanor and her response supported his words..You assume Fogarty is a failure as a teacher. He obviously feels like one but maybe he sets too high of standards for himself. Perhaps he doesn’t realize where he succeeded even as you assume all he did was fail..Phelps, as I mentioned may be restricted in ways from succeeding by school board policies and disinterest on the part of the students and parents. Further, she may have helped many whom we have not seen..T. J. they would have to rehire to fire..Ann they would have to rehire too, wouldn’t they in order to fire her?.Brad you are assuming company policy forbids from taking breaks or eating with customers as part of customer relations. (You assume many things.).TBC
K M over 10 years ago
I’ve never seen a HS graduation where the boys and girls wore the same color gown. In fact, just about every girl I’ve seen graduate from HS crossed the stage in a white gown. Just attended my grandson’s graduation; he wore blue; his cousin wore white.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
C.Toni is assumed able to stop niece from biting threatening finger stuck in her little face. You also assome some variation of Stand Your Ground would not cover Shannon’s reasonable fears of the big, bad attacker lady.The threat could get her charged, but a reasonable jury, presented with the facts might acquit..This brings up another point: prosecutors don’t generally push cases they are likely to lose. There is enough real evil in the world to spend their efforts on..Sexual acts implied are not sexual acts proven.Some wanton folks even question kissing as unforgivable sex acts..There you go calling Leslie “Les” when you know he dislikes it. Someone assured me this is why he acts as he does.But he should NOT be expelled. He SHOULD be in whatever educational program the state penal system has for its inmates — which he should be.. Obviously you are mistaken regarding Knute’s grades.And, yes, suspension might have been in order at the time, depending once again on school district policies..Crystal is innocent based on necessity and did NOT have Knute barricade the door. He tried to get Leslie to delay entry because that is what gentlemen do and did not get into an affray until struck by Leslie..So hard on the rest of the world.Make room for love and forgiveness, lest ye ere err.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
It should be obvious most identify with various characters and are reminded of people they knew way back when. (Methinks thou dost it too.).Thus, they are not just mad at Tiffany for her misdeeds but for those real girls who lived to cut others down..This is why they are ready to forgive the misdeeds of their avatars because they harmlessly did in an imaginary world what they imagined doing themselves. (They can distinguish between fantasy and reality, no matter how strident they may get.).It is easy to complain how others failed to break into Tiffany’s imaginary world and convince her she was mistaken, but this is related to the problem of any form of education: The student can refuse to learn..The Fogarty follies were based on previous ztrips
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
For the first time I feel sorry for Tiffany. That was a very cold response from Miss Phelps.
Lamberger over 10 years ago
Overheard at Micky D’s in days gone by:
Where is the bathroom? Around the back.Thanks. You’re welcome…. Would you like fries with that order?
JayBluE over 10 years ago
And instead of an Oil empire, the Ewings will run a salad dressing factory….
sdjamieson Premium Member over 10 years ago
Miss Phelps trying on a sense of humor for the first time in her life. Doesn’t fit very well.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
One would like to think that she did indeed rethink her choice, and added more layers…
Caldonia over 10 years ago
It’s adorable to watch people claim, “He/she may have done that thing, it’s just that we never saw it in the strip.” As far as I’m concerned, if writers don’t write about a thing happening, there’s absolutely no reason to ASSUME it happened. Even if you do believe that Greg Evans, who is a human being like anyone else, is TOTES FLAWLESS.
Doctor11 over 10 years ago
I still wonder how it’s possible for Tiffany to be graduating.
rphbeta over 10 years ago
Just because you get to cross the stage with the rest of your class and get handed a padded document holder, does not mean that there is a diploma inside.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
I was able to delete posts via mobile.. And it wasn’t a “top o’ the line phone”, when I used it…. maybe it varies from service to service. Or the OS… even some of the best can have those quirks….
rphbeta over 10 years ago
As I recall, most of my classmates got diplomas. A few got summer school notices…
rphbeta over 10 years ago
Cradle robber!;)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Thng is, I’m still “3G” in a 4G world, Lol! – 1st Gen note? Wow! Still “better than mine”, LOL! I have a ZTE Warp, and as backup, I have a Galaxy Prevail. We also have the “Mark II” Prevail (the larger sized one) and they “do the job!” I have a spreadsheet and word app, and never have problems with data loss or memory shortage. I switch between my phones and PC for Email, etc, and the phones will get a message faster than the PC (by 30 secs or so)! But for the " really big stuff", anything for work or large sized projects, that usually goes on the PCs, anyway…
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Wow, my wife and I got married 10 years after that… – No matter what I do, it seems you always have the “jump” on me by ten years…LOL!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
Yes, we CAN assume that and might be right.or wrong.The guidance counselor tried to let Tiffany know her grades would not support college admission acceptance. Tiffany did not care because she had already been accepted under alternative admissions path. This is not actually the same thing as saying her grades were not high enough to be graduated.Possible is not definite until observed.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
I never even thought of stuffing 64 in mine… And I thought I felt good with just the 780ps, Ha ha!!! Wow! I have to now try that!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Wow, I wasn’t thinking of such dire things.. I am now sad…
JayBluE over 10 years ago
And like the song goes: "Don’t worry… about a thing…. "
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Uhhh… Gerry Rafferty…“Still got that light, in your eyes…”
alviebird over 10 years ago
I hope they aren’t planning to do a tamed down version of something akin the end of Monty Python’s “Sit on My Face” sketch. It would explain Tiff’s realization that she needed “cover”.NSFWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKV3GC0RERs
maestrabella67 over 10 years ago
Haha!! Love it!!
David Root over 10 years ago
What a great statement Miss Phelps gave to Tiffany: I can spend ALL DAY on that subject!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!