Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 13, 2014
Transcript:
Speaker: "...And now the Pitts class of 2014 Valedictorian, Bernice Halper!" Tiffany: "Listen, Bern. This big idea for your speech? If it flops, I know nothing about it, k?" Bernice: "Relax, Tiffany. It'll be great" Tiffany: "If it is great? Mention me, ok? Like, "I couldn't have done it without Tiffany Farrell!" Then ask me to stand for applause and photos..."
reedkomicks Premium Member over 10 years ago
From yesterday, wouldn’t Quill be waving in the opposite direction?
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Can’t wait to see what Bernice is planning to do… ;)
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“Aah! The final moments at Pitts Jr./Sr. HS draws in upon us…. – I think it’s safe to guess that as soon as Bern opens her mouth, people will be expecting….. Words of some kind…. – Oh, that Tiffany! She’s so good at gardening! She does great hedging work!!!
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“Flip Flops At Graduation”“Convenience In Store”“The Closer”“Last Known Address”“Secret Weapon”“Fame Or Shame”or “Heads You Win, Tails I Don’t Know You”
reedkomicks Premium Member over 10 years ago
Tiffany’s hair grew from panel 1 to panel 2. How awkward.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 10 years ago
Obviously no makeover there.
cdemattos over 10 years ago
I keep picturing Tiffany with pig blood all over her, reminiscent of “Carrie,” but I’m hoping Bernice doesn’t have that much resentment of her.
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Nabuquduriuzhur: (from yesterday) when you mentioned Mountain View High School, were you referring to the one in Tucson, AZ? ;)
reedkomicks Premium Member over 10 years ago
Remind me, what’s the" P O "stand for? Pitts something?
reedkomicks Premium Member over 10 years ago
About the scene at the airport that you posted yesterday, ( was away), I bet that guy is a nod to someone Greg knows.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 10 years ago
Tiffany’s request sounds reasonable.
Angelalex242 over 10 years ago
It says ‘P O’ because anyone who goes to that school inevitably ends up… POed.
watmiwori over 10 years ago
Typical self-centered Tiffster!
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Going away for the weekend for a HS graduation…see ya sometime Sunday! ‘Nite all! ;)-—————————————————————————————-“Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own."(Jonathan Swift, 1667-1745)
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Sorry, I didn’t get that; did you say "stand for slings and arrows "?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
I believe you can apply that to just about any politician you may care to mention.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
In case you missed it, “return serve”….
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Advantage…
JayBluE over 10 years ago
“It says something about the surprise that Tiffany does not think Bernice can pull it off.” ^I like really like Tiffany, but…. it is Tiffany…she’s not taking “a fall” for anyone … (sigh..) okay, except maybe for TJ…. – Whatever it is, to be employed, she probably said that because it is likely something “new” in Bern’s hands… but if it were Tiff, it would probably be something pulled off with relative ease. Which is why I think she likely called upon Tiff’s expertise in the first place…
JayBluE over 10 years ago
That’s fine… the racket’s getting heavy, anyway….. my muscles are getting lactose intolerant…
JayBluE over 10 years ago
I wonder if this “extra something” may be like the dance portion (after Pedro’s speech) from “Napoleon Dynamite”?
seismic-2 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Except, of course, that we see the passage of the calendar year each year, and then it just repeats that same year several more times before moving on. So she went through the whole “It’s spring of my junior year, I had better start looking at colleges” at least twice before she was allowed to become a senior and finally make her choice (which, after all that, was not to apply to any of them).
spaced man spliff over 10 years ago
Place marker
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Tiffany’s request of Bernice may sound a bit selfish (it is), but it is not at all unreasonable, especially in the Age of the Ubiquitous Selfie. But I am really unable to guess with any confidence what Bernice has cooked up with the Tiffster’s help. This could be fun!
Barry1941 over 10 years ago
Who was it that said “failure is an orphan but success has a thousand fathers”?
Step-Step over 10 years ago
She’s going to be wearing one of Tiff’s movie costumes under her gown and somehow relate it to her speech.
Step-Step over 10 years ago
She’s going to be wearing one of Tiff’s movie costumes under her gown and somehow relate it to her speech.
nananonie over 10 years ago
Boy is Tiffany in for a let down when she goes out in the real world.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 10 years ago
Or, pissed on.
Jay5794 Premium Member over 10 years ago
I think a new Bernice will be revealed when the gown comes off. Maybe with some sort of message.
Linda Pearson over 10 years ago
Good ole Tiffany! Hope she never changes cause then she would be dull. haha
Mordock999 Premium Member over 10 years ago
You Know, I Don’t CARE What, Bernie’s about to do, Just HURRY Up.
Us Retirees NEED these Young Whipper-Snappers WORKING and PAYING Into OUR Generous Pensions!
TORAD_07 over 10 years ago
I think we’ve got ourselves worked up over something that will end up being a big “meh”
I hope so too. Although, my prehistoric “dirty o’l man,” reptilian, Neanderthal mind is thinking something different. :-) And something for which Tiff could definitely be of help.
There’s a reason Bern is all covered up in that regalia. Let’s just say, I surely hope tomorrow’s strip is not that terribly revealing….
;-PPPPP
ACTIVIST1234 over 10 years ago
Tiff talks like a man!
davidpepper over 10 years ago
I see occasional comments about when Greg Evans will retire the strip. Hope it continues, Luann brings back memories of 40 years when I was in high school. And Brad reminds me of being in love and chasing my wife, until she caught me! I was devastated when Bill Watterson retired stopped illustrating “Calvin and Hobbes”. Now I just read the re-runs. My kids bought all of his illustrated books.
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
Tiffany wants to be discovered by a talent or modeling agent, and she will take every opportunity to make it happen. ~The plot thickens.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Mr. E. explained at a recent Q&A seminar that he just kept “re-setting” the year each time a new school year passed, so that there was no “passing”, etc. with each year… but this time, he said he decided to finally have her move on to a new phase in her life, which meant he had to graduate her from HS….
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Like a “cut-scene” to “Great speech, Bern!”….with a quick Punch Line to end the dialogue in the last panel to have us still “guessing”….
Moorbo over 10 years ago
MORBO CANNOT STAND THE SUSPENSE!
Seriously, this story line has gone on forever. MORBO DEMANDS AN END TO IT!
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 10 years ago
I’d say Greg as done a masterful job of leading everyone to this point. Is that it? Is that all the “called it” speculations?
C’mon people.
Wouldn’t it be great if this was Greg’s last strip just before retirement to shuffleboard, canasta, bocce and croquet?
Tuzilla over 10 years ago
I have been predicting a cartwheel for some time now.
Manga Enthusiast over 10 years ago
ReallyBad suggested, “Tiffany will actually be very successful in life given her drive and will to succeed. Next to Delta she’s the most accomplished person in the school.” I imagine that Bernice, Rosa with Delta will succeed in an academic fields, and in Gunther’s case, he’ll receive an Oscar in costume design for a movie. They are exactly the kind of people who come to a reunion and are modestly impressive, even though they did not stand out in high school. As far as Tiffany goes, her accomplishments will include manipulation.
JustMyThoughts over 10 years ago
Why is Tiff on the front row?
JayBluE over 10 years ago
Then again, the “question in question” has so far made more appearances in the past month than “this is a comic strip!” Or any of our other famous “word/phrase wiskers”….
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 10 years ago
No, it was deliberate. If tomorrow never comes, you’ve got one helluva cliffhanger.
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 10 years ago
No, Bernice is not a guy or anything like that.
JayBluE over 10 years ago
No, I didn’t mean about that! Like I said, I agree… it could cut to a cut-scene of after the speech, where it’s left to all of our imaginations (like usual)… – I was referring to the now “ever popular" question of “is this the end of the strip?" and how often this has been recently asked….
Caldonia over 10 years ago
“Thank you, all two faculty members, parents, students, and creepy black silhouettes.”
Willow Mt Lyon over 10 years ago
Right after Luann’s first appearance in the Sac Bee, a lady wrote to editor, “Please don’t insult my 84 year old intellegence with Luann.” She would be 113 now. She’s in her grave. Luann lives on. ~Greg has been cartooning since he learned to color. He isn’t going to retire until his last breath.
Caldonia over 10 years ago
“And now I would like to introduce Tiffany Farrell, so that the fans will blame HER for the mean or slutty or morally questionable or whatever actions THEIR high school envied and disliked classmates used to do to them!
notbornyesterday over 10 years ago
Is this called building suspense ?
Sangelia over 10 years ago
And as usual, tiffany shows how braindead as well as vain as she is. She’ll have a great career as a streetwalker.
St. Pillsbury over 10 years ago
This speech should really be good…..
Argy.Bargy2 over 10 years ago
-Charles S was political?! Now I’M devastated…
sdjamieson Premium Member over 10 years ago
PO? Pitts, I get. What’s the O for?
locake over 10 years ago
Bernice’s secret would have to be something that only Tiff could help her with, not any of her friends. Tiff is good at publicity and drawing attention to something. So Tiff must be planning to create some kind of scene during Bernice’s speech. Some kind of special effects.
flowergirl19 over 10 years ago
Thanks! That’s a really cute arc.
K M over 10 years ago
Bernice has to come up from the floor? Every graduation I’ve ever been to, the valedictorian is on the platform with the principal and the rest of the dignitaries.