Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 20, 2014

Pig will be okay; he just needs to get outside, into the bright sunshine.:Go toward the light, Pig…

That’s grim, Reaper.

Looks like the diner will be having a special on bacon, ham, and pork chops.

I know Siri sometimes misunderstands a voice command, but how did Death word the voice dial poorly that shocked Pig to a faint?

Debbie: Can I ask you a question?

Grim Reaper: What?

Debbie: How can we all have died at the same time?

Grim Reaper: [pointing] The salmon mousse!

Geoffrey: [to Angela] Darling, you didn’t use tinned salmon did you?

Angela: I’m most dreadfully embarrassed…

-Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life (1983)

He scared him half to…,Wait, no he didn’t. He’s already there.

When you’re the Grim Reaper, you have to be really careful about using the phrase “calling [insert any name] home” unless you’re, you know, actually calling him Home to his eternal reward (or punishment). Poor Pig. Does this G.R. get do-overs?

The Death’s are back (from 2007) Yay! I wonder what that says about my world view… lol!

Yay, pig’s going to hell for kicking the habit!

Too funny!

Death brings home the bacon…he should have dialed.

Looks like Blue Oyster Cult was wrong. Pig should have feared the Reaper.

@hariseldon59—It happens to be a VEGETARIAN diner!

Those b*st8ards! lol

He was going to die anyway. What else would you be meeting the grim reaper for?

“Mr. Death” to you… “Deathy” to his friends.

You think?

xxx

I’m stunned! Not one comment about Terry Prachett’s novels and his character, DEATH. :-) The END must be near…

Check out today’s Beardo strip.

Why were they meeting in the first place????

Pig makes the same face as when he gets kicked in the oompa loompas….

There was no pun.

Stephen is making a crack a siri, HILARIOUS!

Siri, go to craigslist.com.(sells shoes to Mr. Death)“Hi. I’ve come for your sole.”

How did he fall that way!?!