Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 18, 2014

Pig could be a good football player, if he can master the Hail Mary.

Someone’s going to,…? Well, it can’t be Pastis. After some of the stuff he’s put in this strip, he’s already going. ; )

Rat can volunteer.

OH, Come on, perhaps enon is enon!

Go To Hell, Pig!

Donuts in the morning?

Goat, the food Nazi.

Goat may be right, Cartoon-Boy! And even if he’s not, you can expect the Good Nuns to make your life hell on earth for what you’ve just done through your innocent surrogates, the PBS characters (to paraphrase the Monty Pythons, nobody expects the Good Nuns!). Either way, you are doomed!BTW, I see nothing wrong with a couple of Krispy Kremes with my morning coffee and orange juice and a piece of fresh fruit….

A guy offered to donate a thousand dollars, to help build houses for the homeless, for each person who was willing to get a nun’s outfit tattooed on their body. He called it, Habit-tats for Humanity.

Guess no one has seen the movie, The Devils…wow!

@Alexikakos—one of the best comments I’ve ever read!

“Argyle Sweater” also today.

Hey Goat, for kicking the Nun? or for making us all GOL? *

Thx Mr. P

Please, no more, I’m begging you…

there’s always repentance

Hahahahaha! That was actually truly funny for those of us who went to a catholic school!

The punta virus is spreading rabidly…. go see today’s “The Argyle Sweater”. (I know, Finale said it a couple of hours ago, but I couldn’t resist)

A fry(in hell) is like kicking your sister…

The church has bar stools?

Stephan, we really see a sowing of wind and the reaping of whirlwinds here.

“And there will we wailing, and gnashing of teeth, to no avail.”

And that will be poor Stephan I expect?

xxx

Nuns go to bars?

Don’t worry, nuns can fly. Sally Fields proved it in the 60’s

Oh wow lols

Something tells me that the second panel is going to become a popular image of Pig.

There are no nuns in bars here, and no bar stools in church. They are at the cafe where the Pearls gang hangs out in many of the strips. Note the coffee cups in panel one. Many cafes have such a bar with stools. The one I go to for breakfast every Saturday is such a place. No booze on the premises.

Wow! That was actually good. It’s a shame he didn’t write this one 10 years ago, before he started telling the exact same joke three times a week. It might have actually been funny, back then.

You don’t go into hell for doing bad things. This doesn’t mean you can do anything, though.

Now I am sitting alone eating donuts. And other people… I have nun.