Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 15, 2010

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    wndrwrthg  almost 15 years ago

    There needs to be more signs like this posted.

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    LordDogmore  almost 15 years ago

    Amen!

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    Pacejv  almost 15 years ago

    Saw one just like that at the Christian Science Reading Room.

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    Kiba65  almost 15 years ago

    Nothing in the world like a good cup of coffee..

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    JohnHerbison  almost 15 years ago

    I liked the Frank & Ernest strip where one of them got so confused about the variety of choices at a coffee shop that he ordered an Al Pacino.

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    parethed  almost 15 years ago

    Just tell the coffee to come over here and pour itself…

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    kreole  almost 15 years ago

    Cup of Joe please…

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    kreole  almost 15 years ago

    Not serving ‘frappastupid’ coffee is a step forward!

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    Superfrog  almost 15 years ago

    Adding milk to coffee (whether it’s “textured” or not) simple neutralizes the tannins and destroys the flavour. Why would anyone want to do that? It’s like adding milk to red wine.

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    HabaneroBuck  almost 15 years ago

    Yeah, right, Mainers cater right to the tourists every year…ain’t no money in locals, fo sho.

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    DolphinGirl78  almost 15 years ago

    I want one for my job… :) I work in Human Resources…

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    wicky  almost 15 years ago

    I am the only one who does not like that starbucks crud, not as long as I get my “Wiley fix” each AM.

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    Varnes  almost 15 years ago

    Hey, it’s Tasters Choice with cream and sugar for me. If that makes me a heathen, so be it!

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    Donna Haag  almost 15 years ago

    i work for starbucks AND I can’t stand the stuff; but i do want that sign.

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    pearlandpeach  almost 15 years ago

    but will they know why they are being slapped?

    that sign could cover a multitude of actions/requests.

    I like Starbucks varieties.

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    halavana  almost 15 years ago

    I’m a tea drinker but what people do to that beverage is about as frappastupid. Hmm. I like that word! Thanks Wiley.

    Possible definition: frappastupid: (adj.) convoluted beyond recognition, can no longer be identified as the original substance.

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    Prey  almost 15 years ago

    Double roasted Spanish coffee is for me.

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    ottod Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Bleep right! Uh, could I have that with hazelnut-flavored creamer and some shaved chocoloate on top?

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    ChazNCenTex  almost 15 years ago

    If you’re chocolate needs a shave its been in the cupboard too long!

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    PalomaP5  almost 15 years ago

    hmmmm, coffee and chocolate….. and todays my B’day. I deserve both today…. gonna go out and get me some!

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    thirdguy  almost 15 years ago

    I got a brother-in -law in the cupboard who always needs a shave, wait, no, he’s in the closet. sorry, we were talking about coffee?

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    freeholder1  almost 15 years ago

    Old sign at the auto place: “$20.00 per hour to fix your car. $40.00 if you help.” I think they’re assuming the whole family is helping these days, but still a hoot.

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    vexatron1984  almost 15 years ago

    I’m a tea drinker too, but I always have that straight up!

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    GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    I think it’s a pretty safe bet that you won’t be getting a visit from Adam Newman.

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    Creniere  almost 15 years ago

    $2 fine for saying “expresso” instead of “espresso”. Pay at the door.

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    JanLC  almost 15 years ago

    No Richard you’re not alone. Vexatron1984 - I’m with you. Tea - hold the foo foo.

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    Wildmustang1262  almost 15 years ago

    I already drank my coffee!

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    Justice22  almost 15 years ago

    Coffee I drank on board ship wasn’t bad but our Army coffee was the only coffee I ever had to chew.

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    Cmlbx  almost 15 years ago

    Turkish coffee, it’s what espresso aspires to be.

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    lazygrazer  almost 15 years ago

    I will patronize Starbucks the day they add a shot of bourbon to the options.

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    michealdark  almost 15 years ago

    I happen to drink chai lattes. Then again, chai is tea…so yeah, there ya go.

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    vldazzle  almost 15 years ago

    I had coffee and toast today and yesterday, but only because I’m out of eggs. I’ll be going to the store today. I love Taster’s Choice Hazelnut crystals (with about 1/2 heavy cream) but I like it better -just crunchy crystals on double vanilla ice cream ;-) yum!

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    ronaldmundy  almost 15 years ago

    grazer, i just bring the singles with me, but i love your option. the slower my coffee pours, the better i like it. yeah, gimme the one off the back burner you made at 3am. bourbon also goes well with chocalates.

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    cmugnier  almost 15 years ago

    mightaswellbe,

    Ditto for the Army.

    Bivouacking in the snow is an effective learning experience.

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    cleokaya  almost 15 years ago

    I want a medium roast coffee, strong and without adornment.

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    Trebor39  almost 15 years ago

    I learned to drink coffee in the army. Now that’s coffee. Could also be jet fuel.

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    pawpawbear  almost 15 years ago

    I want that sign on the sies and back of my truck. Little cars have no respect for big trucks or the damage they can do. As for coffee, just keep my cup full and a little creamer around, I’ll be good.

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    alviebird  almost 15 years ago

    Filtered water, clean coffee maker (no soap residue), and beans I just got through grinding (in a clean grinder). It’s all in the details. Paint it black. If you have to add something then you’re not doing it right. Think I’ll go get another cup.

    What’s the recipe for Nuclear Coffee? I think I may already be making it.

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    Can't Sleep  almost 15 years ago

    Forget the coffee -

    Everyone who’s ever worked a cash register would like to have one of those signs (and a concealed baseball bat).

    If your only exposure to cashiers is as a customer, you really should try it from our side of the counter. You wouldn’t believe the people we have to put up with - and smile (through gritted teeth).

    Thanks, Wiley

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    bmonk  almost 15 years ago

    The reverse is also true: try to get a plain, ordinary cup of coffee at Starbucks. If you really want to spend that much for ordinary coffee.

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    spok27  almost 15 years ago

    the coffee that they serve here they say is mighty fine, its good for cuts and bruises and tastes like iodine.

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    alviebird  almost 15 years ago

    NightShade09;

    I’ve worked as a cashier in convenience stores so I know what you mean.

    No register in a taxi, but much the same thing. Very interesting job, though. With interesting not always being a good thing.

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    DevXIII  almost 15 years ago

    Seeing as I don’t drink coffee I could care less.

    But can I borrow that sign? I know a few places that could use it more than Flo.

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    bmonk  almost 15 years ago

    Sign in a cafe:

    “Don’t gripe about the coffee. Remember that you too may be old and weak someday.”

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    rvonluchen  almost 15 years ago

    At the Starbucks I used to go to I always asked (and got) a cup of plain coffee. Once I said to the barrista that I felt stupid ordering plain coffee and she said, at least we know what you’re ordering.

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    lorelei6361  almost 15 years ago

    I used to work w/ 2 manager who would use 2 scoops for a 12 cup pot… eww. I asked why they didn’t just let us make it regular strength and add water. They said the flavor was still too strong. I say don’t drink coffee if you hate it that much, theres plenty of caffinated beverages.

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    reynard61  almost 15 years ago

    Then there’s the Edgar Allan Poe Special: A cask of a Macchiato…

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    puddleglum1066  almost 15 years ago

    “Hey, waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!”

    “Well, sir, it should; it was ground this morning.”

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    GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    puddleglum1066 That reminds me of an old memory: Years ago in Montreal the office that I worked employed a coffee lady. We used to call the coffee in the morning mud and sludge in the afternoon - but we never told her that - but it was that bad.

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    vexatron1984  almost 15 years ago

    Forget being a cashier (although that is also trying to ones nerves) try working behind the counter of a college library.

    “I need that big blue book, you know the one?”

    “I need this book, I don’t know the name of it, or the author, and I cant’ remember the name of the class it is for or even what the teachers name is or the subject. Can you help me find it?”

    “I don’t get what the big deal is, Louisiana isn’t even a big state.” said by someone right after the Louisiana Purchase nickels came out.

    I kid you not, I heard these kind of things all of the time, and from people getting their Bachelor’s and Master’s.

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    dsom8  almost 15 years ago

    Instead of hazelnut, call it filbert-flavored. Takes a lot of the romance out of it. Emphasizes the stupidity.

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    James Lindley Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Real coffee, my favorite kind. Make it strong and keep it coming.

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    Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Doc T -

    I have recently began throwing equal parts coffee grounds and water in the food processor and mixing to a smooth paste. Heat and eat with a spoon.

    And for a nice dessert mix with equal parts chocolate pudding & top with dab of whip cream.

    Thanks for the inspiration!

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