One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for May 21, 2021

Joe is right; she was a “dark horse” candidate.

Good one, Joe

A lady horse runs the city? That would explain a lot.

Only in Chicago

“And Joe will be here all week! Don’t forget to tip your waitress on the way out and have a good night!”

Is this thing on? Bada boom.

That’s actually a good answer considering that Joe can’t see how it’s spelled like we can.

A dark horse candidate.

He’s 1/2 right.

She probably only works at night.

So you’re saying she’s a night mare? That’s a three-fer. -

Mayor Mare.

close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and atom bombs

lady horse—lori lightfoot…she’s got a horse’s face, and she “runs” chicago.

Think Chicago. Which end of the horse?

He’s right. Mayor Mare is the Mayor of Ponyville in “My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic”.