Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 12, 2014

Is it gas-powered?

That’s too evil.

I wonder what the chichuhua or Yorkshire terrier drones are like.

Pretty much any dog would do, but the smaller the breed, the more annoying they tend to be.

They got it wrong. My roommate’s poodle is black.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWoWnaj00xc

next they will be dropping Pearls Before Swine strips behind enemy lines……

Just send in the M-I-Litary

Chihuahua drones would be more effective.

I surrender…

And then there is the dreaded Ben Stein drone – lethal! http://youtu.be/uhiCFdWeQfA

President Obama should sic that drone on ISIS.

My poodle was a shoehorn; so, what’s your point?

Grass Blowers would do the trick for me. can’t stanem.

They could send the iDrone by Apple; it can crash and burn like the other innovating products that they program.

C’mon Pastis. No pun for this one?

Haven’t they heard of the Geneva Convention? Or Rules of Engagement? Oh, the inhumanity!

Yikes! Yappy dogs are a violation of the Rules of War! Where’s my Stinger?

They were experimenting with a Chihuahua drone… but that was too cruel even for the CIA

Ok, now THAT is funny.

At least is wasn’t a Monty Python member. I totally wouldn’t put it past Pastis to throw us a Palin Drone

@plash – good one! I would love a good Palin Drone, myself.

PBS and Non Sequitur both have drones today. Conspiracy or Coincidence?

Sadly, no. I have a Maltipoo, and all she does is annoy when she yaps at every person and little thing.

The LOOK on Goat’s face.

When I was a grad student, part of the time I lived off campus with two roomies, one of whom had a standard-size (read big poodle). She was named “Chloe,” because if she got loose her owner would go around calling “CLOOOO-eeeee!” (Old song, kiddies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y02l0ZZht1U ANYhow, one day I neglected to shut the door to my room all the way when I left for class, and she nosed her way in, chewed up the edges of a leather-bound Bible, tore up my stuffed-rabbit toy and strewed the filling all over the room, and dragged a pair of my hose into her mistress’s bedroom. Chloe was annoying enough as was – didn’t need no drone.

Then the soldiers say, “In a depressing nutshell, IT’S SO FLUFFY I’M GONNA DIE!!!”

I might have to get some for the Sith Empire!

Who’s going to chase that with a pooper scooper?