Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 28, 2014
Transcript:
Caption: CARPE DIEM with BERNIE & PHIL Man in pink: Oh, boy... Man in white: What now? Man in pink: The new farmers' almanac says this Winter in the east is going to be "super-cold" with heavy snowfalls. Man in white: Oh, please...they just make wild guesses to get media attention. And even if they do prove to be right, what can we do about it now? Man in pink: Well, I'm guessing that also means it'll be a short fall season, so we should soak it in and enjoy it while we......can. Man in white: Ok...so maybe it's a lucky guess.
Can't Sleep about 10 years ago
Great strip – love the art, and so very true.
js305 about 10 years ago
I bet everyone scrolls back to the first frame just to see if all the leaves really did fall…
watmiwori about 10 years ago
You do, and you’ll clean it up!
Varnes about 10 years ago
5th panel: Carpet of snow and icycles hanging off their noses
Aaberon about 10 years ago
I started eating like a pig about a month ago: I felt the huge need for fatty foods: bulking up for an early winter. I SO hope I’m wrong!
Defective Premium Member about 10 years ago
It’s supposed to be almost 80 today where I am in Maine. Although I already heard that prediction, as well, because everyone loves reading that thing up here.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 10 years ago
Carp diem – catch one fish each dayCrape diem – try to have a better dayCarpe dime – Save a 10 cent piece each dayVeni, Vidi, Visa – I came, I saw, I boughtWe had to learn Latin in Florida schools, because we were so close to Latin America.Or so they told us.
nosirrom about 10 years ago
Boy, I wish my leaves would fall that fast. As it is, I know what I’ll be doing on a regular basis for the next two and a half months. And those darn oak leaves, they’re so tenacious some of them wont fall off the trees until next spring.
The Life I Draw Upon about 10 years ago
Beautiful artwork.
Ziveron about 10 years ago
Clever use of the dog-walker as a timing instrument.
mistercatworks about 10 years ago
So that’s why they call it “fall”.
dabugger about 10 years ago
So it is time to fall for all that.
sarah413 Premium Member about 10 years ago
“But now the days grow short, I’m in the autumn of the yearAnd now I think of my life as vintage wine from fine old kegsFrom the brim to the dregs, it poured sweet and clearIt was a very good year.” Frances Albert Sinatra
Linda Pearson about 10 years ago
In the panhandle of TX it is in 60’s at night and mid to high 70’s during the day. Almanack says we will have mild winter but I don’t believe them. Insects are already going into hibernation.
strictures about 10 years ago
The 2013 Farmer’s Almanac said that Chicago was going to have a mild winter.It was the complete opposite of that.So, as usual, i never believe what this fraud puts out in PR ever, because, if you look carefully, they never, ever say whether the previous year’s prediction was correct, which it rarely is.
unca jim about 10 years ago
Let the leaf-blower wars begin! Up Nawth, I had a northwest wind favoring me, so my pore neighbor never stood a chance after a dry windy fall day.I cut the offending trees down and then the fun began with a new, but alcoholic neighbor. I’ve found that stupidity and it’s cousin, dumbness, is both acquired and in DNA.
Varnes about 10 years ago
nosirrom, I grew up under Willow trees, I thought they were were the messiest of trees, but now I’m under four huge oaks..They win. I can’t walk bare foot in the grass, Acorns everywhere, they are pointy on both ends!) Twigs and whole branches drop without warning…limbs in a storm, and yeah those stupid leaves…
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 10 years ago
What’s the Latin for “seize the leafblower” ?
susan.e.a.c about 10 years ago
Last two years the Almanac was bang on here….said tons of snow, we got records. Said long and cold, cold, we got that. Regular weather forecasters were about 3 feet of snow too low, then 10˚ too high. Five years ago the Almanac said a dry spring, local weather predicted a massive, record-setting spring snowfall. No snow.
Calvins Brother about 10 years ago
It’s been in the 70’s and low 80’s here in Chicagoland, but I made a double batch of Chili yesterday. I’m ready.
Varnes about 10 years ago
Chicago land is the land mass between Chicago and Michianna…
jimguess about 10 years ago
Why are the men and the bench not covered in leaves?
Kind&Kinder about 10 years ago
One of my favorite pieces of all time. Thanks so much bringing it back into my awareness today. A long time ago on first hearing this song, I thought it would be “terribly strange to be 70”. Tempus fugit.
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
Run for your lives the climate is changing. Aeeh!!
mr_sherman Premium Member about 10 years ago
Something like that CAN happen if there was a freeze the night before. The ice forming a the joint where the leaf connects to the branch separates the leaf from the tree, but holds the leaf until the sun warms the ice and causes it to melt. In less than an hour, most of the leaves in the trees are now on the ground.
momd45 about 10 years ago
This is just beautiful and touching. Thankyou.
laisla1315 about 10 years ago
Thanks for posting, one of S $ G’s most evocative songs. Now that I am approaching 70, it does seem “terribly strange”.
Arianne about 10 years ago
Awww! I’m so glad other people remember and love this, too! Simon and Garfunkel were my first musical loves… well, them and The Beatles. But theirs were my first albums, thanks to my mom’s surprising decision to defy my dad’s ban of anything resembling rock music. So, they were and are very special to me. Nice choice!
Beleck3 about 10 years ago
i gather these two guys are a “regular” in this comic. my favorite is still Danae.