The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 12, 2014
September 11, 2014
September 13, 2014
Transcript:
Doctor: ...Question 2: Does anyone in your family tree have a history of termites, squirrels or keebler elves? Groot: I am groot. Doctor: Yes, we already established that in question #1...
jnik23260 about 10 years ago
He’s his own family tree!
bigger Nate about 10 years ago
looks like a naughty pine
nosirrom about 10 years ago
Doctor: Hmm, let’s see if we can get to the Groot of your problem.
artheaded1 about 10 years ago
“Keebler Elves”! LOL! Love it!
MeGoNow Premium Member about 10 years ago
He’s in pretty good shape, except for some dry rot and a morbid fear of woodpeckers.
dogday Premium Member about 10 years ago
“Hair lip!!” (NOTE TO THE P.C.: THIS IS THE PUNCH LINE TO AN OLD JOKE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS. PLEASE DO NOT LEAP!!!)
Packratjohn Premium Member about 10 years ago
It’s okay, his bark is worse than his bite….
Packratjohn Premium Member about 10 years ago
I Grok Groot
LingeeWhiz about 10 years ago
Looks like he’s over potted.
Jersey Chuck about 10 years ago
“Question #4 What’s the reason for your visit?”“I can’t get a WOODIE anymore.”
Rush Strong Premium Member about 10 years ago
“I am not a lumber! I am a tree man!”
- Number Stixcodedaddy about 10 years ago
I laughed to see that old joke, but don’t know what is COA.