Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 29, 2014
Transcript:
Plant: Not a bad photosynthesis session, youngster. I think you're getting the hang of it. Zonker: I hope so. I need all the help I can get. Plant: How's that? Zonker: Well, I finally made up my mind to turn pro this season. In a few days I'm going home to California to enroll in a local tanning clinic. I've got my sights set on entering the George Hamilton Cocoa Butter Open this August. Plant: That some sort of but sun tourney? Zonker: Only the Lemans of competitive tanning.
BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
If Zonker turns pro, he won’t be able to sun tan in the Olympics.
Mike31g about 10 years ago
Query from the UK: Are these tanning competitions fictional or real? ThanksMike
Packratjohn Premium Member about 10 years ago
I’ve never heard of a genuine competition. Doesn’t mean one doesn’t exist, though. It wouldn’t be very popular with today’s emphasis on health v tanning.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 10 years ago
Later in the history of the series, GT has Zonk repent of his tanning ways, and acknowledge the dangers of skin cancer.
montessoriteacher about 10 years ago
It was before people became so aware of cancer. Lots of smoking back then too.
steverinoCT about 10 years ago
I remember reading about a tanning competition held more-or-less in honor of the Doonesbury strips. What sticks with me is that they included a category for “Best Left-Arm Tan” hoping to attract truckers; but the whole thing fell flat.
dwdl21 about 10 years ago
Ah yes back when everyone knew what the 24 hr of Le Mans was. Um they did? LOL
luvdafuneez about 10 years ago
I still wonder why there are tanning salons at all, and so many in So. Calif. (of all places)!
BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
@Mike31gThey are a creation of Trudeau’s imagination.
Gokie5 about 10 years ago
I got all kinds of scalding burns while a child and teenager in FL. Also have a pale complexion. Am 79 now and no serious cancer yet, just a few keratoses. Some in my group who grew up in FL have had hunks taken out of their skin, and one had a benign growth atop his brain. (All of them males.) Some people seem to be more prone to this than others.