Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 27, 2014

So that really was Frank who said ‘Arf!’ In that “blinding snowstorm”….Hopefully, he remembers his where Puddles’ second feeding dish is. If he gets any food…and hopefully, Puddles will be able to put up with him in his dog house…. – Yes, indeed, “Was it something I said?” are ‘famous last words’….It is what happens, when your mouth is in better shape, and can run faster than your brain.. – He’s also surprisingly limber.. Didn’t think his foot would still be able to reach his choppers… Fillet of sole must be his favorite dish…with Toe-matoes on the side…and hopefully no “Toe Maine”…

Frank, you sure do know how to put your food in your mouth! ;)

“One Flew Under The Cuckoo’s Nest”“It’s Too Late To Turn Back Now” (♫)“Dig A Little Deeper”“20,000 Leagues Under The Ground”“I’ll Have The Mulligan Stew, Please”“Cold War, Part II”“Foot Du Jour”“Too Old To Rock And Roll, Too Young To Die Know When To Shut Up” (♫)or“It’s A Long Walk To The Other Side Of The Bed”

Ve gedt too zoon oldt und too ladte schmardt.

Well, I took the Webshots program off of my computer this evening! I hope that will go a long way to fixing my computer problem! Of course, buying a new laptop will for sure fix the problem!!! ;)

Uh, I think a Good Humor truck is the last thing on her mind…

And if the box says that the computer “now has 30% more chips”, make sure there’s no dip on the side….

Re: “Etch-a-Sketch” on it…sometimes I think this computer is worse than that! =-O

Heh, heh!!!!

“ORM might be upset with you…” ^(8^0)!!!– Why don’t I just quit while I’m ahead????

I’d go for the Ice Princess… ;)

Oh,oh!!! =-O

Not tonight, Frank.

Yeah, Nancy.

But Have the “Party” at YOUR House and “Who-Knows-What” Will Show Up.

Actually, my Etta Kit just arrived in the mail, last week….

“…and her word balloon has sharp edges to it.” ^Just goes to show you… when a woman is mad, anything can be used as a “deadly weapon”…

“I thought that was Erta Kit :)” ^Ha ha, I knew that would surface, somehow.. – (No:) LOL, true!!!

Well, it must have helped…a little bit…to delete my Webshots program. My cursor has only frozen half the time than it did before! =-O So, I am calling it a night before an asteroid lands right in the middle of it!!! So, ’Nite all! ;)-———————————————————————-“Teach us delight in simple things, And mirth that has no bitter springs; Forgiveness free of evil done, And love to all men ’neath the sun!” (Unknown)

Yeah, and I have a big day of moving someone tomorrow! Which reminds me, I’ve got to send off my idea for “mobile furniture”….

I wonder what the turned back signifies

Well, there goes Frank’s last chance of the year (probably) to “get lucky” with that hottie with whom he sleeps (and I emphasize sleeps)….

Wait until she finds out that Luann does not want them at the “party”.

Frank & Nancy do not have to worry about anything (erotic activity) “happening” at Luann’s New Year’s Eve party— nothing happened on Prom Night or Graduation Night. This comic has gotten to the point where such situations just do not occur at all!

TMI, Dad. Totally Muddled Intervention

I don’t see what Nancy’s so worried about, it’ll be the same high school friends doing absolutely nothing new.

Frank doesn’t seem like he makes any of the family decisions. Nancy would be in charge of that. I think Luann only asked her dad so he wouldn’t feel too left out.

" It’s a ridiculous overreaction by Nancy but that’s what you get when your marriage is tearing apart at the seems.".Is that what happened? You told your significant other he or she was being ridiculous?.-

The real question is (never mind Frank), does Luann have enough friends to hold a party? College friends that is, think Animal House.

“Sofa, So Good”? ^Always loved that one. But then again, the sofa is not so-good if you’re Frank….

Wonder what’s worse to Nancy- that he tried to "pawn off’ the “bad cop” role on her? Or that he told her her approval was needed, just to snatch it away, with a pat on his own back?

“I’m sorry, I can’t relate to what happened to you if that’s what your saying. If you think this is a normal, healthy marriage then I feel sorry for you. Common sense says if we keep seeing Frank and Nancy annoying each other without any physical intimacy, then their marriage isn’t going well.”.Because if you didn’t see it, it didn’t happen?The problem lies in the fact you see things which aren’t there and don’t see the things which are there.A twisted world..Nancy clearly indicates intimate intentions and recent memories when talking with her husband.The affection is obvious to all normal people.The idea that people who care for each other never bother each other is too silly to contemplate.And yet you do because you are hoping for more human suffering here.

I hear ya Frank..

Well Frank, you were winning big time until you screwed it up!