Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 07, 2015

Mmm hmm… So, drama and a pleasing nose-to-lip progression.Anything else?

Two words—pollen, ragweed

I am not a bad person. I think.

You want drama? Just wait for us one of strong, silent types to crack, mwahahaha!

Your nose isn’t all that straight or attractive, either, my dear. You want drama? Go find some “50 Shades of Gray” kind of guy. Not me. I don’t need drama in a relationship.

I had heard stories about your philtrum fetish but assumed they were exaggerated. You probably think I grew this moustache because of philtrum shyness.

Carrying a drum and using a drum roll to preface your every pronouncement of profundity is not drama, just FYI.

It is common for some people, especially the Carbon variety, to form several relationships concurrently, raising the drama level of the resulting social configuration.This is why hydrocarbon fuels are so popular, being both cheap and plentiful. The modern world runs on drama.

The DRAMA QUEEN has spoken!!! -OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!

Wait, how is my ex in a Frog Applause comic?

The B side to Selling the Drama for American cassette sales was Lightning Crashes.

My gluteal sulcus is to die for.Sister, THAT’s drama!

Iv’e had all the drama i can stand.Now i listen to classical music and drink herbal teas.

nice looking lady Flight Suit

And I just THOUGHT I had been dumped by the best of them.

Do not stoop to her level.She is a tall drink of water.But she is not to be trusted.Reason with celerity, or the fault will be yours.

And not the pickled celerity, either.

If I could remember how to embed a photo, I’d add a much-needed rabbit picture…