Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 09, 2015

Pitiful.

Rolls is gone, down to a Bentley.

Sorry, pal, there’s no hope for you on this street. Head on over to the Bowery with the rest of your type…

Nightmare on Wall Street.

Oh, are we suppoed to feel sorry? Like, I don’t think so.

2% milk isn’t so bad! I prefer whole milk myself….4%…

So sad……

(Fishes a cash bill from his wallet) Here ya go, kid. Have a cool million. At least get yourself a cup of joe at Starbucks.

Meh…

“The only people who can live like millionaires nowadays, are the billionaires”

Sad because it’s true.

Oh how sad; lets celebrate, maybe…..

Thank you for that.

A whole new meaning for the Theory of Relativity……?

I empathize, man. I had to let one of the upstairs maids go.

“…abstain from turning this political.”Thank you.

I worked for a company once, shortly after it got bought out. The new management was just coming in. Three months later, the company got bought out again. One of the senior managers was complaining because he only got $15 million dollars as his parachute for three month’s work.

Yeah, and “entitled” no longer means the wealthy and their kids, but the poor and working poor.

Buy a clue!

If we were all in the top 20%, there would be no top 20%…

Oh, poor guy! Now he has to limit his vacations (to the French Riviera, etc.) to only four per year!