Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 09, 2015
Transcript:
Rat: Look at that cute woman listening to music... You should talk to her. Goat: Well, I don't know too much about music, but she is cute. Pardon the interruption. But what song are you listening to? Woman: 'Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word.' Goat: 'Sorry,' huh? I always thought it was 'Otolaryngology.' Goat: That could have gone better.
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
I guess that’s why they call it the blues.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
One of my favorite songs that deals with apologies is John Denver’s “I’m Sorry.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE4AU9KQ_BI
blunebottle over 9 years ago
I was going to say….how is it that she can talk with no mouth- then I looked back and realised….Pastis hardly ever draws mouths on anybody. Except Pig, when he’s excited.
alviebird over 9 years ago
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Something ventured, still nothing gained.
Proginoskes over 9 years ago
I bet this shows up at CIDU.
The definition of otolaryngology doesn’t help: the study of diseases of the ear and throat. Maybe it was Goat’s word at a spelling bee?
Alexander the Good Enough over 9 years ago
OtoRHINOlaryngology! ENT for short.
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Goat is too sagacious, and not nearly musical enough. It is his fate.
phylum over 9 years ago
that line only worked for me once.. and it was a disappointing experience..you were lucky goat..
Johnnie Polo Premium Member over 9 years ago
I always thought it was pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Dhrun over 9 years ago
That’s not a hard word, THAT’s a hard word: Otorhinolaryngologie (German)
phylum over 9 years ago
supercalifragilisticexpieladotious even though the sound of it is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis…
eddie6192 over 9 years ago
Boy, she disappeared fast…..I wonder if it was Paris’ dialogue, or because he just smells like a goat?
JD_Rhoades over 9 years ago
Actually, I thought that was kind of clever.
whiteheron over 9 years ago
Well, she could have told him“Mind Your Own Business”.
Kaputnik over 9 years ago
Hey, if she’d liked it, she would have been just the woman for him.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 9 years ago
Perhaps the woman suffers from sesquipedalophobia!
admwrlk Premium Member over 9 years ago
Too hilarious, I’m an Otolaryngologist, son of an Otolaryngologist. In the 70’s dad thought the US was ready , if people know what an Orthopedist and and Pediatrician and an Ophthalmologist is , they can certainly learn Otolaryngology. Wrong! had to change the name of the practice from Local Otolaryngology to Local ENT a few years ago. The people answering the on call line at night, who then paged us, couldn’t say it either. They would answer the phone " Local Otolalogology " or something equally embarrassing. Sometime in the 70’s my mom was in Canada getting her hair done and the stylist asked what her husband does, mom replied " he’s and ear nose and throat doctor" to which the stylist replied " up here we call them Otolaryngologists".
corzak over 9 years ago
It’s disturbing what insidious cultists Otolaryngologists are. They’re always trying to get inside your head.
Vonne Anton over 9 years ago
Auto Larry on Call Oh Gee…the belief that it’s awesome for Lawrence’s car to be next in line? Do I get a Pastis Award?
kaffekup over 9 years ago
“So, what would you like to hear next?”“The Sound of Silence.”“Nice talking to you, so long.”
Gokie5 over 9 years ago
When I was working for Voc Rehab I realized that I had been mispronouncing “ophthalmologist.” It’s not “OP-thal-mahl-oh-jist,” it’s “AHFF-thal-mahl-oh-jist.” When people pronounce it wrong (which nearly everyone does), I just grit my teeth and think, “Nnng!”
Gokie5 over 9 years ago
The dictionary I Googled allowed the “OP” version, but the “AHFF” version was preferred. The “OP,” of course, reflects usage, not correctness.
abbybookcase over 9 years ago
best apology song christine lavin—regretting what i said to you……very long title.ending with—i’m sorry forgive me but i’m still mad at you
Timothy Madigan Premium Member over 9 years ago
that was just sad, so sad.
Number Three over 9 years ago
Goat should look at some welsh names.Those are difficult to pronounce!xxx
rgcviper over 9 years ago
Darn—you took the word outta my keyboard.
Or maybe it’s antidisestablishmentariunism?
landsky over 9 years ago
oh, that’s just a worthless point.
Vonne Anton over 9 years ago
SWeet!
Adamantius over 9 years ago
I could have bene worse too
Nightlasher over 9 years ago
oh-toh-lar-ing-gol-uh-jee, by my dictionary.
BOSFLASH almost 6 years ago
She gave him an earful.
Dragongirl55 almost 4 years ago
I’d personally find Goat’s line hilarious, but maybe that’s just me.
alantain over 1 year ago
I find cimmonan… cimmanon… cinammon hard to say.