Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 15, 2015
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Janis: I'm buying a coloring book! Of course, I'll need crayons! Arlo: Imagine your luck! Janis: I was very good at coloring when I was a girl! Janis: I NEVER got outside the lines! Arlo: You should have studied art! Janis: You know, I have ALWAYS thought that!
peter over 9 years ago
Apparently, Janis doesn’t speak irony.
Varnes over 9 years ago
In college I had a girl friend that liked to color. She was one of the smartest woman I’ve known, but she had a little girl side to her. It turns out coloring is very therapeutic… Of course doing anything with a beautiful woman is therapeutic, if you ask me..
carlosrivers over 9 years ago
it’s one of those simple pleasures in life. and you’re right, Varnes, i could just sit with my wife all day long, her personality is uplifting enough where that would be a great day
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 9 years ago
She meant she should have studied Art Smith (You insert a surname.)
moosemin over 9 years ago
ZING! (Arlo, that one went right over her head!)
DDrazen over 9 years ago
The male equivalent is that any guy who can manage to boil water and flip a hamburger thinks he’s Bobby Flay.
ladamson1918 over 9 years ago
It’s amazing how many people don’t know that coloring books train hand-eye coordination in one of the most pleasant ways possible.
bachinsure over 9 years ago
I was always in a hurry to get it finished. Talk about AD. It was before we understood that people learn differently.
Conniejud over 9 years ago
I am 69 and the first thing I bought when I retired was colors and a coloring book. Next, paper dolls.
Gokie5 over 9 years ago
Y’know, one of the most gripeful things to happen in my education days occurred when an art teacher in the third grade had us draw and color an actual model (in this case it was a plum, so don’t get all silly). (I went to Hillsdale Elementary School in Dormont, Pittsburgh, and even in the earliest grades we went to different classrooms for different subjects.) After I drew and colored the plum with what I regarded as subtle variations in hue, I took a crayon and colored the entire background in blaring, blatant, blazing red! Layers and layers of it. To my third-grade eye, it was magnificent!
Guess what – the teacher made me do the plum over again, without the red background! I was so mad. I knew even then that my artistic integrity was being violated. Hmmmpf.
metagalaxy1970 over 9 years ago
Not too late to study.
contralto2b over 9 years ago
I prefer colored pencils to crayons. That being said, my daughter grew up knowing that some coloring books were hers, some were mine. Some crayons were hers, some where mind. :o) We liked to color together. (we both still color)
ARLOS DAD over 9 years ago
I stay in the lines if they are 1/2 inch thick…
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 9 years ago
Don’t some of the more successful artists go outside the lines?
locake over 9 years ago
I think most men would prefer a woman who was willing to go outside of the lines, to try something more adventurous.
tudza2 over 9 years ago
Altair Designs Coloring Book in the 1970s for me. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Burrows#Altair_Design.2FImages
ralphyork666 over 9 years ago
Coloring books also help to develop the use of the small muscles in the fingers and hands. I used to stress this to my early elementary art students.
amethyst52 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Did anyone ever have a Spirograph? I could do that for hours too. It would be even cooler now with all my different colored pens!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 9 years ago
The best...(He was good too.And, yes, the book was based on them, but even better would’ve been some based on the actual stories in the collection.)
tomfromthe50s Premium Member 10 months ago
She did! That’s how they met!