Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 01, 2015
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Dez: You're our dorm's new RA? perfect job for you, Bern! Bernice: I've been learning procedures, duties, schedules...tons of rules... Dez: Right up your alley! You're the most organized, practical person ever. Bernice: Thanks. Oh-time for rounds! Wanna come? Dez: Gotta unpack, wait'll you see the beautiful art I bought! Bernice: can't wait!
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Dez sure never ceases to amaze us.
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Eiiher she’s setting up for a cruel prank… -Or she got duped at Zebo’s roadside curio stand on the way back…
Meowmocha over 9 years ago
Just what you want to see when you get up for a glass of water at 3 AM. Looks great when you’re half-asleep and it’s dark.“AAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!”
JayBluE over 9 years ago
“I found it inside Zebo’s head…”^They have that one old saying that a person can have inner beauty…Well, If that’s in his head, I guess this just proves that that saying’s not always true….
JayBluE over 9 years ago
“Take The Long Way Home” (♫)“Two, Divided By Zebo” (♫)“On The Third Round”“Sale-ing With No Win(d)”“Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Person Who Didn’t Look At That Thing”“The Day Bernice Was Glad She Forgot Her Key”“Oh, Won’t You Stay….Stay Out A Little Bit Longer?” (♪)“Caveat Empty”or“Go Refund Me”
DaJellyBelly over 9 years ago
If she sees those masks now. While they are in the light. They shouldn’t scare Bernice at night.
Airman over 9 years ago
I don’t think she got those in Jerusalem. Maybe a detour to Haiti.
Ida No over 9 years ago
New poll up: What’s the most exotic country you’ve been to?
What will Moony Uni’s First Play be?1) 15 votes – Other2) 9 votes – A Streetlamp Named Desire3) 8 votes – A Batman on a Hot Tin Roof4) 6 votes – Western Side Story5) 6 votes – The lease paperwork on the warehouse6) 2 votes – ChessieOther: Keeping Up With The Degrootians; Pick Me A Lion; Horrible Puns; Little warehouse of horrors; Other People’s Money; One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest; Merchant of Venus; TJ’s Fraud; The Sound of Prudence; A Hail Marry; Hamlette (a transgendered version of Shakespeare’s play).; “To Zebo With Love”; The Mouse That Roared; “George Washington” – a reprise of the summer hit
carlosrivers over 9 years ago
why do i think dez is about to show bernice some things that are against those regulations she’s learning…
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Dez is a consummate world-traveling spiritualist and collector of bizarre artifacts (or reasonable touristic imitations thereof). How well or poorly this will coincide with Bernice being her roommate and an RA remains to be seen. It could be interesting….
Mordock999 Premium Member over 9 years ago
“Art With Hair.” Yeech!
Well as the NEW R.A. Bern’s FIRST Job Will Be Enforcing Campus RULES, Or In YOUR Case Dez-Bo, No Depictions of Voodoo, Pagan, or Extreme Right-Wing Ideology on the Dorm Room Walls.
EVER.
RoseHawke over 9 years ago
I think the tourist hut saw her coming.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 9 years ago
Can’t wait till Dez starts practicing Santaria and slaughtering chickens! I wonder if that is against the rules!
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
Last fall Bern delighted in being the “most poopular” girl on campus when she accidently threw the party. Now that she’s “the heavy”, good-bye popularity & wild parties.
ACTIVIST1234 over 9 years ago
And let’s not criticize Dez’s choice in art— after all, she also kiindly bought a piece of Luann’s work.
Airman over 9 years ago
Since H.S. graduation, last year, I am having some trouble with the continuity of the strip. Gunther has the tightest story lines involving Rosa, Peru, and Tiffany, but everyone else is so scattered. Knute and Crystal drop in occasionally, Brad & Toni make rare guest shots. At least Luann remains child-like and Quill exceedingly bland. Bernice has a new haircut, and the somewhat unpredictable and uncomfortable roommate, Dez. And, just when we were about to learn about the mysterious Mr. Gray……Poof, he’s gone for now. But, so far, Gunther has been the most dependable and interesting in the past year.
drewpamon over 9 years ago
You can’t have some 18 year old freshman as a RA. They have to monitor drinking and such.
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 9 years ago
“is Evans willing to take that risk and offend people? Highly doubt it.”-—————————————————He doesn’t have to when there are people in this forum who do it for him.Trivia: “forum” stands for “for him.” I don’t care what the Snopes folks say.
comicboyz over 9 years ago
PREDICTION:Dez will have, or do something, that breaks the rules and Bern will have to confront her on it.
comicboyz over 9 years ago
I wonder if Dez brought back some magical powders, flowers or plants with her
Pipe Tobacco over 9 years ago
7Dez sure likes the scary mask art. I wonder if it is the only hanging art work in the room?
doverdan over 9 years ago
Dez is a stereotype.
Dreamdeer over 9 years ago
I like how Dez praises and encourages Bernice for being her opposite. That takes integrity.
dawnsfire over 9 years ago
Beauty’s in the eye of the beholder, of course. Not what I would care to see, however! And I would respectfully ask that they not all go up. Totally within the roomie’s rights to limit what or who is in the room..Also, do RAs often have roommates? At my college, they were given a room to themselves.
doverdan over 9 years ago
doverdan over 9 years ago
No more wild parties for Bernice. No more COOL.
Homeboy1865 over 9 years ago
Dawnsfire, I was thinking the same thing. RA’s had their own room at my college too.
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Yeah, the “Headmaster” needs to become “de- tenured”, heh, heh!!!
JayBluE over 9 years ago
Clever play on words… – But I’d rather vote for her becoming the leader of the “packing”….
Alia Noora about 3 years ago
Ew.