Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 20, 2010

Some do and some don’t

Love it!

Ok this is how weird I am about stuff like this. Instead of laughing or something, I decided to see how old Bernie and Phil are. Assuming that they retired at age 65 and assuming that there are 365 days in the year they have been retired approximately 12 years. This would put them at 77 year old, give or take.

Who says comics don’t help math skills.

There are 3 kinds of people, those that have math skills and those that don’t.

^–as well as high-maintenance.

There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary, and…

There’s one man who gets sexier with age, but he has Companions, not groupies.

Since men die about seven years younger than women, I would say their chances are getting better and better as long as they do not go for a younger woman and stay healthy

You’ve got to give the impression of being rich old men, then you’ve got a shot…..

I’m getting sexier with age, but only in my head.

By the time they get their groupies, they won’t remember what to do with them.

AT 70 , IT TAKES ALL NIGHT TO DO WHAT I USED TO DO ALL NIGHT … SAD, BUT TRUE

I get mobbed by tender young sweet things every day. I hope the imagination is the last thing to go. Did I tell you about the co-eds who saw me as I hobbled past the college yesterday? Well—–

The older you get, the more women there are that are younger than you.

Too cute! My husand really is named Bernie, is two years away from retiring (at 62!), and I think he’s the sexiest guy alive!

can’t wait to grope the groupies

Hope springs eternal!!!

As women age, they reflect back on the men they could have had; men think about the women they couldn’t have.

@sheik yerbouti - which kind are you?

@sonny jim butler - reminds me of a toby keith song

That old man in the mirror, he ain’t looking at me!

Sheik Yerbouti said: “There are 3 kinds of people, those that have math skills and those that don’t.”

Yeah, I’m apparently one of those 5 out of 4 people who don’t understand the concept of fractions…

Oooh! Bernie and Phil are such an old trolls! Phil, do not expect to take a Vigara pill to become a sexier with that age! lols!

I don’t know about those two, my hubby’s sexy even if he is losing his butt

;)

Happy Fathers Day to all the cool dads out there

Retirement is kinder to some of us than to others…

Nice to know us dirty ol’ men will never run out of fantasies….

Fresno dude’s avatar was my back yard for seven years. I’ve been retired for 10. Harrison Ford is my age and just got married, again, so HOW we age does make a difference in those statistics- it also helps if the ladies go for brains over just beauty?

If the ladies can be convinced to go for brains over beauty, does that mean we men will be expected to do likewise? The toll that age takes on our looks are seemingly more easily overlooked in men than women, but in either case it helps immensely to have been good looking to begin with…

At Bernie and Phil’s age, the available women far outnumber the available men, so if they don’t mind “groupies” who aren’t young enough to be their daughters they might have better luck down at the Senior Center…

Wolfdreamer__I’m 78, and I wouldn’t be a groupie for those droopy do nothings either.

HA HA shiek…

At any age waiting for women to show up is a long, futile and ultimately unrewarding activity… Bert & Phil should try a chat room or two… Maybe e-harmony? Oh dam, I forgot, the elderly are computer illiterate! Maybe they should just move in together?!… “If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with…” Ja’mon!

Sheik Yerbouti said, about 19 (?) hours ago

There are 3 kinds of people, those that have math skills and those that don’t.

I agree–only I don’t know how many is 3. When I count, it comes out: “1, 2, 4…”

There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don’t.

(Yeah, I know I made the same joke elsewhere a couple of days ago, but it fits even better here…)

…and then there are us “old school” guys…the ONLY way we can count to 21 is if we’re naked……………I think…lol

If I’m naked I can count to 20.5…

Fritzoid, I agree about the aging of both sexes. The only way they will still find each other attractive is if they have BEEN together all that time - so they don’t really notice the progression… unfortunately few couples stick together that long. I still love my old flame but I moved to a warmer climate 15 years ago and even though I work out and have maintained my weight, I would not want him to see me with the lights on now (in my 70s).