Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 03, 2015

I hate to sound like comicsfan, but I went to a Catholic school for 9 years..We called our teachers, who were nuns, penguins…That’s what they looked like….Fortunately, they wore long beads and you could hear them coming and stop what you shouldn’t be doing….

holy cocktails!!!! batman should be put on alert…

Must be a Galapagos penguin (as only penguin that lives north of Equator)

It means that they are adapting.Given that they are smarter than we are, they will probably be running things within five years.

My fuzzy Zen seems extra fuzzy for early October, so the penguins may be on to something….Who knew I’d find my Zen, and he’d be a horse?

More seriously, the colder our winters, the hotter the southern hemispheres summers have been. Go figure, it’s a global thing…

I went to St. Joseph’s School in Monroe MI for a couple years. The nuns there wore blue and white but did have the rosaries as you described. We swore to our parents that they used them to beat us. Our parents, having been raised in the Church, told us it was just their……habit .

Actually, I’m kinda worried about the lone penguin at the bar….It looks like the other guys are coming after him…..

Be grateful it’s the penguins.The polar bears are just down the street.

My humming bird feeder seems to have been abandoned a week ago. I think they are on their way to Mexico. They know something we don’t. Winter’s gonna be a b***h!

A colony of penguins walk into a bar.The bartender looks up and says…

They seem overdressed for the establishment.

Are these penguins en route to Pittsburg(h)?!?

Maybe weather changing; or immigrants? So there we go again, complaints that they are not ‘white enough’; to quote one commentator, Ann . . .

Penguin walks into a bar; bartender says “waddle it be?”

Did he show her the staff of life?

Sorry, Wiley, the penguins just ain’t as cute as the Wileybears. Bring us more Wileybears…

On the Canadian prairies our most popular winter sport isn’t hockey…it’s getting out our aerosol cans and trying to shoot holes in the ozone layer. It seems to be working. And if polar ice cap melts? Well, that’s life.

Maybe they are trying to find Captain Eddie…

Well, that explains why the aspiring world rulers all feel that automobiles are the greatest threat to their ultimate domination.

But, but… what about Global warming… er, I mean, Climate Change?

The zoo´s van crashed, that´s all.

And who knew Penguins liked martinis? I would have figured them for vodka drinkers, myself…

They are really there trying to locate their star “Playboy”.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8_Ball_Bunny

Why does he promote alcohol as a viable escape? It only makes things worse / in every way! Half of his strips are in bars!

“Slow to us, but fast for paleo-time in relations to large climate modification.”-Hmmm.But wouldn’t the warming increase its pace as the amount of surface area no longer able to maintain cooling by evaporative processes and heat sink effects increases?In fact of scientific realities, the Sun is very close to Earth and it is very hot where there is no water to convert sunlight to kinetic energy, and inferior convection as well, due to reduced gas expansion in the absence of evaporation. And, since heat is transferred by convection, the heavier CO2 isn’t really much of an issue since it is found less at the higher altitudes from which radiant heat loss to the vacuum, notoriously inefficient as it is, actually occurs.