Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 22, 2015
Transcript:
Luann: I want to get my mom a box of chocolates for Thanksgiving. Bernice: Perfect timing! It's the bi annual semi sweet sale! Luann: What's the difference between bi annual and semi? One's twice and one's every other, right? Bernice: Let's see....bi can mean both two and twice. Semi means half but can also mean twice. Luann: So is semi sweet chocolate half as sweet or twice as sweet? and half or twice of what? Regular chocolate? What's regular? Is semi sweet the same as bitter sweet? Luann: You know what? Forget chocolate. I'll just get my mom some toffee. Or is it taffy? what is the difference? Bernice: could you just get your mom a card or something?
JayBluE about 9 years ago
Didn’t know confectionery was so “dangerous”…
ShagsCA about 9 years ago
Go for the Good & Plenty!
Faith :) about 9 years ago
twice a year double sweet sale… not that hard to figure out :((
JayBluE about 9 years ago
“Wisdom Of Confuse-cious”“Penny Candy, For Your Thoughts”“Semi-Oh My”“Pulled And Stretched”“Half And Half”“Mr. Goodbar Gone Bad””“The Kit Kat’s A Scratch”“Kiss Of Doom”“Sundaes And Confused” (♬)“Good And Not- So- Plenty”“Nonpareils In Peril”“The Bitter With The Sweet”or“Mike And Yikes!”
JayBluE about 9 years ago
Congrats, again!
Make Mine Marvel about 9 years ago
Understandable, but wrong. When I was a periodicals clerk at the local public library, I knew that bi-annual meant every two years, bimonthly meant every two months, and biweekly meant every two weeks. Semi-monthly meant twice a month, and semi-annual meant twice a year.
Other people may use the words differently, but those are the standard, official meanings. When you process, and pay for, several hundred periodicals every year, you need to know what you’re talking about.
Ski magazine was published monthly during ski season, and bi-monthly (every two months) during the (Northern hemisphere) summer months.
Gentleman’s Quarterly was monthly. So was the Saturday Review. Go figure.
JayBluE about 9 years ago
I never knew chocolate could be so difficult !"^Lol, or give you such a headache! - (except if you’re actually allergic to the stuff, like a close family member of mine…)
JayBluE about 9 years ago
Got it, thanks!
JayBluE about 9 years ago
Just so funny how Luann takes this “a mile past its intended destination”! (X^D)
wiselad about 9 years ago
use hallmark or American greetings? what are the differences? LOL
Sisyphos about 9 years ago
There is a time for thought, and there is a time for action.Don’t strain your little brain, Luann!
dadoctah about 9 years ago
We just had a big argument over Halloween about how the Hershey miniatures that are now called “Special Dark” were “Semi-Sweet” when I was growing up.
Boophilus about 9 years ago
Where did Bernice look up that information? Semi- means half or partial. In no dictionary does it say it means twice. Semiannual is every half year, true. Bernice did not give too much info – she gave incorrect info.
unclebob53703 Premium Member about 9 years ago
What can you say about a language where flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? At least with semi you won’t hurt yourself—unless it’s an 18-wheeler.
Tue Elung-Jensen about 9 years ago
Seems easy enough to me, its a sale happening twice a year on confectionary half as sweet.
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member about 9 years ago
So, on to partly cloudy versus partly sunny. Takers?
mjb515 about 9 years ago
Emergency shutdown, reboot.
3pibgorn9 about 9 years ago
Camawn, Bernice, you’re the one with good gradesl
Pointspread about 9 years ago
That’s why reporters should use mostly, not partly.
maverick1usa about 9 years ago
Go get a Snickers Bar & forget it!
sbwertz about 9 years ago
biannual is twice a year, biennial is every two years. (Certain flowers are biennial…some hollyhocks for example. They only bloom every other year.)
Queen of America about 9 years ago
Toffee is hard, taffy is soft.
Caldonia about 9 years ago
Nerds immediately try to figure it out….give lectures….
Pogo Premium Member about 9 years ago
Cathy revisited.
ACTIVIST1234 about 9 years ago
BS – Congrats to your girls on their win yesterday— they ROCK! But here, we had our first snow. (What hemisphere are you in?)
ACTIVIST1234 about 9 years ago
And last year didn’t they call it “Pumpkin Spice Cappucino”, rather than “latte”?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 9 years ago
“Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’ll get.”.“Of course you know, you’ll get chocolate.”.“But if your name is Luann, you still won’t know.”
The Nameless Wonder about 9 years ago
I’m with Bernice on this one …
bookworm0812 about 9 years ago
OK now there IS a very BIG difference between toffee and taffy. I think everyone knows the difference between those.
cwizard71 about 9 years ago
Toffee and taffy are two completely different things.
JayBluE about 9 years ago
Clearly Bern was listening to Parsons Project before she pulled up…
JayBluE about 9 years ago
Ha Ha, true!