Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 09, 2015

Interesting lawn ornament.

Well, some people utilize toilets as flower pots as a lawn decoration.

GD continues to move ahead.

Well, I guess that would make the yard look a bit… er… cra¶¶y…

And yet if they called it art the homeowners association might find they had no feet to stand on.

that neighbourhood is really going down the toilet

GD, when you said you were going to the middle east, we didn’t think you meant 500 block of East St.

Ah, the dreaded homeowners association! They who define “unsightly” as “your car in the driveway got a flat” and “debris” as “the phone books that were for some reason delivered two weeks ago to the side door you never use”.

I thought GD was relocating to the Middle East or the Mediterranean.

Apparently Admiral Guard Duck’s flotilla did not quite make it to the Middle East (unless he meant the middle of the east side of the lawn).I must admit that a toilet in the front yard is not a Good Look, and the Homeowners Association probably has valid grounds for a complaint….

at least Guard Duck isn’t threatening him

Toilet Duck?

I guess they do man tanks in the navy.

Can we make HOG a new acronym?

Lil Guard Duck’s brown-water navy…

I’m not sure the Homeowner’s Association is ready for GD’s response to the complaint.

Wait, nobody noticed that Rat says he’s been mowing the lawn weekly? He couldn’t bamboozle Pig into doing it? Sounds too much like exercise.

Looks like the “Homo Ass” (That’s how I abbreviate it) is about to be wiped out by Rear Admiral Duck.

Go Little Guard Duck!!! – ( ’)>

this won’t end well

HOA = license to steal.

I pity the poor fellow who has to attempt to remove the toilet.

No ducks in toilets allowed!

xxx

H.O.A.? You may fire when ready, Gridley.

When you’ve got a toilet in your yard, wouldn’t that make it a “dump” by definition?

One toilet in the front yard = trashSix toilets arranged in an arc and planted with flowers = art

“The Help”

Just call it a bird bath.