Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 30, 2015

Arlo will be sleeping on the cold side of the bed tonight.

Dear Janet,Give up the idea that weight loss is the only goal of exercise. It isn’t. Too bad doctors have forgotten that.

ARLO! What’s wrong with you? After all those years, haven’t you learned anything?

maybe she needs to step up her workout; just walking aint gonna do it

If Arlo could sing, he’s launch into Billy Joel’s “Just The Way You Are.”

There’s no room in this conversation for logic. Maybes leave room for arguments. Spouse fellow feelings are needed.

If my memory serves me, it was a couple of years ago that Janis was telling Arlo how many calories were burned up during foreplay. Janis needs to calculate how many calories she needs to burn and then adjust the foreplay sessions accordingly. I’m sure Arlo would be willing to help with this.

Lose it where? She looks pretty normal (for a cartoon character).

She forgot to turn her scale back 5 pounds for thanksgiving….

Thank you Arlo, for speaking the plain truth

And who caused that “problem”? Not the women. And not really the men. It was the media, ad-men, movies, tv, and so on. We are blasted from the day we are first shown a Barbie doll or tv ad how we “should look”, and boys, who grow into men, are shown how we “should look”. Thank you “media hype”!

She would lose a pound if she would take off the slip

All this worrying about weight……just so you can die skinny!

I don’t see anything wrong w/ what he said. It makes sense.

Women are often obsessed with body image because we men are visually stimulated. We are all hard~wired that way. Rationality is not involved.