The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for September 14, 2024

Seeing that VHS or whatever it is on their TV, The Gment program to expand internet and cable service to the boonies. There is now a cable running by my house, don’t know if it’ll ever get hooked up BUT I bought a new TIVO in anticipation. There are 2 types of Tivo, over the air (we get no ota stations) or cable…I missed that so much so I’m ready, IF?

Try the new Chair Master, and the Door Master.

With all that extra energy they are now able to eat a lot more and faster too..

….and sit farther back in their Barf-O-Loungers….yeah, that might burn off a few molecules of fat……every day….

The Step Master would be good for leg circulation and possibly, if used correctly, provide a mild cardio workout, but do nothing for weight loss. Get outside and walk or use a treadmill for at least 30 minutes. I just did a 3 mile walk (I’m 64) outside and I feel better for having done it.

They gave Jerry a sample and he is out running up and down the street….!

They will conclude that the amount of Metabo-Lie they were using was simply too little for good effect for people of their size and will buy a second case to make sure.

yup… pass the bon bons, will ya??

Heisenberg’s Friendly Little Diet Pill.

Maybe you two should beexercisimg instead of sitting in front of the tv