Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 04, 2016

Be a man and kach some aneemals for woomun to harm.

Hooray for Captain Larry, the hapless food explorer.

If animal crackers won’t work, then how about those pink and white, frosted, sprinkled animal cookies from Mother’s Cookies by Kellogg?

He should go back to eating chicken from KFC.

I’ve done this in the comments on other strips in the past, but this seems to be a good place to repeat it:.How did it get to be unmanly to admit you like quiche? Quiche is pie! Pie with bacon!

Looks like Woomun is trying to make Larry have the big heart attack so she can get rid of him !

Time for Larry to pay Zeeba neighba a visit.

Larry no break seal cuz Larry no catch seal. Larry a lousy hunter.

Larry: ‘… Yes dey do. munch’

I’d say his man card was forever ruined when his woomun has pasties child.

Crocs again! I am swooning!!

He’s a croc. So Girl Scout cookies would be about right. You could put them between real big vanilla wafers.

You’re lion! I can’t bear that!

He can put them in his soup!

Me like Crocs!!

Lol

Some of Larry’s finest repartee!

“Animal Crackers” is the name of a comic strip on here.

But I’m sure everybody knew that.

xxx

Gosh, Larry; you wouldn’t be in this embarrassing fix if you had managed to capture Zeeba Neighba! You’ve pretty much already cashed in your man-card yourself, Tofu Larry the Veggie Burger Croc!

I thought Larry’s wife was smart? Doesn’t she know her species are carnivores?

donuts!

Groooannnnnn.

T.C.A.R..

(Those Crocs Ain’t Right.)

And that’s exactly why I like ’em so much.

You can always get Spam unless the can is too tricky for you. That’s meat! Sort of.