Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 11, 2016

Larry will probably die the day he recites those vows in front of wuman.

And when Larry dies, Patty will hide the evidence and say it was an accident.

Who’s the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who want to renew her wedding vows.

Thas beatiful, Larry, especially the you die part.

Give it up, Pastis, she’s gone. Are you really Taylor Swift in disguise? Eet’s a good deesguys…

Me like crocs, but Pastees ees semi weerd. Jack like thees to

…for better, or for worse.Usually, more “worser.”

Larry no good deed goes unpunished…….

It is their strong grasp of reality that has allowed the crocodile to survive into the present day when most of their contemporaries perished.

Remember, Larry, when you get to that “til death do us part” line you’re not making a vow, you’re setting a goal.

Why do husbands usually die first? Because they want to.

Marriage, the #1 cause of divorce!

I read all these comments and no one was curious about Stephan’s marriage status.

Did you know there is a food that decreases a man’s life span by 50%? It’s called wedding cake.

… Mom’s a ‘lucky girl’. lol

Larry is a fatalist. Could he be—horrors!—getting some smarts in his waning years? Will Patty cull the croc-herd by “removing” this weak link, Larry?Junior, it’s time for decisive action to save your Dad from his suicidal death-wish edition of vows! Edit, Junior, edit as you nave never edited before! It’s do or Dad dies!

I cannot BELIEVE she would want to renew vows with Larry….

So women want absolute honesty from us men, yet when we are honest they get mad?

He’s such a romantic

Succinct!

At least he’s honest…..

old survey that inspired a malvina reynolds song discovered that women were mostly happier and healthier without men in their lives. just saying

Larry is such a sweet talker. Probably why Mom married him in the first place. Well, either that or the heavy drinking.

I don’t believe in marriage. I don’t understand why a couple can’t be happy without a ring on their finger and a piece of paper (Marriage Certificate)But that’s just me.xxx

Sounds like Chuffy from Martin Chuzzlewit.

Okay Pastis you won this one. Biggest laugh of the day out of 217 strips

of course she wants to renew the vows, she cheated on him and had pasti’s baby so now she wants to move on and forget.