Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: What are you doing, Rat? Rat: I developed an app. Goat: What does it do? Rat: Well, whenever your bank charges you some stupid fee for something, you just tap this little button here. Goat: That's great. And what does it do? Send a complaint to your local branch? Find a bank that doesn't charge those fees? Rat: No. It summons a herd of bunnies that parachute in and eat the banks C.E.O. Goat; Apps probably shouldn't eat humans. Rat: Are C.E.O.'s human? Pig: Nuts. The bank charged me a C.E.O. consumption fee.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
Why not Goat? Humans eat you.
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
It’s Elmer Fudd’s worst nightmare!
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
“Monty Python and the Holy Grail”, anyone, when it comes to the man-eating rabbit(s)?
AZPhinFan over 8 years ago
Night of the Lepus II
blunebottle over 8 years ago
I WANT THAT APP!
Proginoskes over 8 years ago
I’d buy that app …
legaleagle48 over 8 years ago
Rat has a point. ARE CEOs human?
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 8 years ago
Rat for president 2016!
cdgar over 8 years ago
Love Pig’s comment. A new fee to me.
Pocosdad over 8 years ago
Lapins lappin’.
whiteheron over 8 years ago
Hop to it, Rat.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
If such an app existed CEO’s would be rare indeed or maybe medium rare:>)
Anters55 over 8 years ago
Freakin’ hilarious, Stephan! Love it!
Oge over 8 years ago
Even after I die my bank will charge me $50 to transfer the money to the state uncollected funds account.
Diane Lee Premium Member over 8 years ago
Great toon!
Diane Lee Premium Member over 8 years ago
By the way, my Credit Union doesn’t charge a bunch of crazy fees, and what they do charge- well, as a member I’m also a stock holder. If you’re still using a bank, you got no one to blame but yourself.
A_NY_Outlaw over 8 years ago
Well at least the CEO is as ‘fee’ as a bird.
nosirrom over 8 years ago
You know what would be a really great app?A “Telemarketer Doomsday App”When ever you get one of those annoying calls you could launch the app and it would find its way back to their system. It would take over their OS lurking in the background until they have run a backup and then erase their files (I mean erase not delete) and then fry the electronics.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago
My bank does not charge an ATM fee, anywhere, anytime. Technically, they absorb the fees from foreign ATMs, but it’s all the same to me. No fees! And, no, there is no monthly fee, either.
sarah413 Premium Member over 8 years ago
I hope the bunnies don’t perish from consumption.
ziggman14304 over 8 years ago
Don’t be giving them ideas!
RACerri32 over 8 years ago
I want the "Holy Hand Grenade concession !
Saddenedby Premium Member over 8 years ago
pig’s got it right – the bank’s would then charge you a ceo consumption fee.JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN!!great one mr. pastis
knight1192a over 8 years ago
And the banks have everything covered.
rgcviper over 8 years ago
A valid app, Rat, but imagine if the animals in question were even more vicious.
Werewolves, lions, vampire nuclear ninja bunnies … the list goes on!
kaffekup over 8 years ago
When we closed out of BofA, they wanted to know why. I told my wife she should have said, “We’re tired of doing business with a bank whose CEO makes 400 times what you make.”
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Gee, the bank sure came up with that new CEO Consumption Fee awesomely fast after the App Bunnies did their gruesome work! Why am I not surprised?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
BUNNY!
googonite over 8 years ago
Pigs comment in the last panel made my smile turn into a laugh. Good one Stephan.
route66paul over 8 years ago
Sounds like Wells Fargo. I had free checkin g for over 10 years, it was supposed to be lifetime. I was imformed that I had to keep a $5000 balance if I wanted it to continue to be free.
That was not what I was promised, I will never deal with them again.
glowing-steak32 over 8 years ago
It dresses you up as a carrot first.
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
An app is not enough.
SomeOtherGocomicsGuy over 6 years ago
mah god, a fee! where is my Suspicious Looking Egg?
Remystified about 3 years ago
the c.e.o IS a vegetable
alantain about 1 year ago
Carnivorous rabbits would be much cuter than zombies. Much scarier, though. At least zombies don’t reproduce like bunnies.