Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 09, 2016

Interesting floor plan on that castle.

Ah, an idiot runway. Prepare for takeoff!

Show of hands: who’d like to see this happen in The Wizard Of Id?

And all the king’s horse, and all the king’s menCould never put the king together again.

So that’s how they take over the kingdom?

Diskworld readers will know what I mean.

Is that the habit which drivers inherited? So he is not the only fool going into possibly oblivion. Texting until you die.

….so now it’s reigning kings?

this is off topic but I wish they would rerun “You Asked For It” what a great show :D

Unless he reaches his 140 character limit before he reaches that crennelation . . .

Kings last text:“I think there may be some plotting against meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

have seen young people so intent on texting that they trip and fall, walk off a curb and fall flat on their face, or even walk right in front of a bus-that one was run over, the heavier the vehicle, the longer it takes to stop.They are all in the running for the latest Darwin Award

Good King Sauerkraut, Look out!Your feet are all uneven.

Sorry , officer, looks like an accident to me …

Too bad that doesn’t happen to people who insist on texting while driving.

It does. Too bad it also happens to the people around them.

If anyone is still reading, the Discworld story I’m talking about is “Wyrd Sisters”. I couldn’t remember the name earlier.

Could easily be Egypt’s President, Abdel Fattah el-Sisi.http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-35523899

It was a set up by his opponents!