Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 23, 2016
Transcript:
Rat: I like it when Hollywood makes films focusing on equality and the brotherhood of all humanity. Pig: Why is that? Rat: Because they're the only group that divides its own people into a-listers and everyone else. Rat: I admire the chutzpah. Pig: Boooooo, b-listers. Boooooo!
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
Trust me, other groups do some divvying up too.
Sherlock Watson over 8 years ago
I’m with you, Pig — I don’t like blisters either.
Oshietekun over 8 years ago
There are two types of people in this world — those who divide the world into two groups of people, and those who don’t.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 8 years ago
They have chutzpah, alright. But they are far from the only group that divides itself thus.
gary over 8 years ago
Kind of like the NFL Players – All players, but we have starters, 2nd string, 3rd, practice squad, …
TheDJ74 over 8 years ago
I think the Visible Human Project is a good way to divide people.
juicebruce over 8 years ago
Rat it has always been a do as I say not how I act world :-(
Dave Thorby over 8 years ago
There are two types of people:those who divide people into two types and those who don’t.
azktryg over 8 years ago
There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
WaitingMan over 8 years ago
This coming from a D-list comic.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 8 years ago
there are ‘pearls before swine’ people and then there are those who aren’t and then those who don’t know if they are and then there are the b-listers which of course i hate them when they pop and drain all over and hurt etc. etc.
Sheila Hardie over 8 years ago
They definitely are not the only group to do that. They just maybe are the only ones that use those labels…
Number Three over 8 years ago
Since when does Rat know anything about Humanity?
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Kind&Kinder over 8 years ago
“The only people I trust are thee and me, and I’m not so sure about thee!”
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Pig! Watch your tongue! You never, ever say that out loud! —You just think it and act on it. Step all over those B-listers!
rgcviper over 5 years ago
I’ve always liked the word “chutzpah”. This comic made me smile.