Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 22, 2016

The Force is not strong with this one.

I always do that at work when it comes to doing the filing, Calvin — and it doesn’t work for me, either!

I would LOVE to be able to get my math homework todo itself. Math is my worst subject.

Love Calvin’s beady little eyes, remind me of Hillary

Nice try though, Calvin.

Doesn’t work for tall grass in summer or leaves in fall either.Dangity dang dang.

Trust me, Calvin, a failed magic attempt is child’s play. Try having your mother, grandmother, aunts and uncle all be teachers/principals. Nobody believes you when you say you have no homework. They’ll make up homework for you if you legitimately don’t have any.

He needs a wand.

Calvin forgot to say “walla walla Washington” (Bugs Bunny reference for those too young to remember)

Yeah, we ALL tried that at least once…

“Okay, one last shot: SHAZAM!!! HOMEWORK BE DONE!!!Oh, well. It was worth a try.”

Calvin is thinking too small: he should command the school to disappear!

Works about as well as praying, eh?

Sorry, Calvin. Only you can do the magic.

Which of course involves… You got it! Doing the homework yourself.

xxx

Your problem is that you are not fully committing yourself to the spell! BELIEVE!

Poof up a calculator.

Welcome to reality.

He got that from me!

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