Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 14, 2016
April 13, 2016
April 15, 2016
Transcript:
"One day, Zoey and her zebracorn faced their greatest foe in a smartness contest! Her name was Princess Montana, and it was actually more complicated than that. They were sort of friends once in a while, in addition to foes. So really, she was more of a "froe"." Phoebe: I'm realizing I should have used "enemy" instead of "foe". Marigold: Hindsight.
jodudeit over 8 years ago
Oh no… more synonyms for frenemies!
Come on Phoebe, you’re a better writer than that!
Averagemoe over 8 years ago
But that would be cliché and would be froeing away a chance for a pun.
luducks over 8 years ago
This is infinity better than ‘bro’. ‘Bros’ are now ‘froes’ in my lexicon! Yes I have a lexicon. =D
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
“Montana”? THAT’S the best you could come up with, Dana?
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
Wasn’t Montana Wildhack a character in a Kurt Vonnegut novel?
electricshadow Premium Member over 8 years ago
You’re ignoring the Miley Cyrus joke, even if Hannah Montana was over five years ago.
DDrazen over 8 years ago
I had a Fro back in the 70s, but that was something different.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
Thats what you do with a wok.You froe it.
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 8 years ago
If the princess breaks out with “Let it Go” I will froe up.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
Agreed Phoebe.
Stephen Gilberg over 8 years ago
Now I want to see that hair in a ’fro.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 8 years ago
Pencils and erasers, Pheebs!
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
No wonder friend can only be combined with enemy. How about with opposite? Fropossite? No no no no, that’s much worse… nah, just forget it. I’ll let Phoebe do her work.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 8 years ago
I guess Phoebe wants to be friends with Dakota.
Jessica_D over 8 years ago
Does her story describe Dakota’s hair like that? Seems more “fr” then “oe”.
DanglingModifier over 8 years ago
I feel like the obvious choice was Princess Carolina… but that sounds too not-terrible =p
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 8 years ago
I don’t know about mary sue, but her character Zoey looks like Dora the Explorer.