Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 16, 2010

not BBQ sauce?

or could it be ketchup from drowning Roz’s abysmal cooking?

Spam with Spaghetti sauce…..nope , don’t work for me . Taco meat , yes .

Everything you eat looks good on you, Cosmo.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; Acknowledging the spammers only encourages them. And anyone who congratulates themselves for flagging a spammer deserves 10,000 volts through the seat of their chair.

Nabuquduriuzhur - Spam is NOT ground up erasers…at least not completely. I SWEAR there is also the hidden rubber band and perhaps some Red Dye #5.

(Visions of Monty Python’s “restaurant menu” skit running through my head – MUST! STOP! THIS! NOW!)

“Oh, I’m a lumberjack and I’m O.K…” (THAT oughtta help!)

It’s good with soda crackers.

Shoe’s lucky. A few weeks ago I went to the doctor because I had little red spots on the backs of my hands and I ended up spending five days in the hospital. The symptom was ITP, the cause was a critically low platelet count. Folks, if you have a rash, or other odd symptom, get it checked; the cost of six or eight false alarms across the years is small, compared to the cost of ignoring the one time it’s important!

Did you know that in Hawaii you can buy a spam sandwich at McD’s? Somebody out there likes it.

Fried Spam for breakfast with two eggs sunny side up, biscuits and gravy. Only problem was using the spam drippings to make the gravy, otherwise healthy. UMMM! Ummmm!!!

I prefer the traditional bacon or sausage.

Geez, Waiting Man, hate much?

That’s why I wear a red shirt when I eat Italian.

When I was on active duty in the Navy, we always knew when it was time to go from our winter blue uniforms to our summer whites because spaghetti with meat sauce would be on the galley’s menu for the day of the changeover.