Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 09, 2010

Correction: The WAY-too-much-information age.

OOPS!

eeeewwww

TMI, due to TMBeer.

Again a German needs help with this one, I don’t get it?! Either I miss a pun or some cultural reference here…

Es ist eine Witz über Selbstbefriedigung, HerrB.

lol

HerrB, don’t feel bad. I’ve lived in America my whole life and I didn’t get it either. Thanks, Coyoty.

For those who don’t understand German, the older guy has misunderstood the meaning of ‘googling oneself’. The rest is too rude to explain in detail - as in ‘way too much information.’

I can think of several interpretations here and NONE of them come out well.

Kudos to Wiley for being quite wry!

Good one Wiley!

Hey, can I Google myself until I need glasses, at least?

He’s been playing solitare with Rosie Palm.

He’s gone blind as a result, and probably has grown hair in indecent locations :)

NOw ask him if he has a Wiki!

HerrB, there is an English word “ogle”, which serves certain similarities with the term “google”.

As for how we should understand what the old man says, I think the readers have to make their own choice between “self observation” and “masturbation”.

What’s the old guy talking about? Beats me…..

:-D

The imagination can really run wild with this one… Thanks Mr Miller. LOL!

I’ve never googled myself, but I do play with my Wii quite a bit.

sent that one out of the park there Wiley

AUGH my little ears!

That’s an image that I just didn’t need. Some one pass the bleach, I need to clean my eyes!. Ewwww!

I know others who have Yahoo’d themselves.

That is waaaay too funny TexTech:-D

For Germanophiles only: I was once in a German restroom where someone had written “Keine Entspannung ohne Vereinigung!” This could be understood in the Cold War days of East and West Germany as “No reduction in tensions without unification!”, but its placement in a men’s room had another meaning you can figure out yourselves.

(BTW, I cannot look at TMI without first thinking of Three Mile Island. If you don’t remember that, you can go Google yourself.)

Too Much Information leads to Too Much Laughter!

Good one Wiley

Pardon me while I go google myself. *grabs facebook from rack and heads for myspace…*

@pschearer - Thanks. I like the ‘go Google yourself’ comment. That will come in handy from now on…

Didn’t get it until I went on dictionary.com translator and translated Coyoty’s comment. Thank you, Coyoty.

SPAM, glorious SPAM, flagged ever so quickly…

As to Wiley’s efforts -

To Google, or NOT to Google - that is the question! Whether ‘tis nobler to abide the slings and arrows of hyperlinks, or to oppose them - and by opposing, END them!

this Wiley submittal is now in my top 5 of his ouevre. One of the funniest ever. Bravo! Huzzah! Ole! lärmender Speiẞer! hoe zeg je Hooray! !ﬢﬢꞋﬣ Kilohana, Maika’no!

Uuuuuh…..yeah. It’s the ol’ “Ya know what I was doin’ when I was YOUR age?” bit. And, YES, WAAAAAAAY to much info!

now that’s funny

I do have to say that this crosses my mind every time I hear that word…