Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for July 27, 2018

Patty was just the decoy. You’ve been had Chuck.

Like the Coasters used to say, why is everybody always picking on Charlie Brown?

It was the whistling and humming that did you in, CB!

Next time build it over a fire hydrant

[British specific comment] He’s singing the theme tune to The Archers! [/British specific comment]

And here I thought Lucy was the only mean one!

Patty just wanted you to let your guard down, Charlie Brown, so Violet could do the job!

It was Violet’s turn.

Next time build it around a fire hydrant. Then stand back and watch.

Her name is Patty!?! I’ve read this strip for years and I am sure this is the first time I actually saw her name.

Schroeder would be please to know Charlie Brown was humming Beethoven – Minuet in G Major. And using the “phrasing” from The Music Man no less :)

Oh, no, there goes Tokyo

Go, go, Kidzilla

Blindsided by Violet!Revised strip with NSFW language in the final panel:

https://sta.sh/02g2qalqsqld

An excellent tactical diversion maneuver successfully completed.

Tag team mean girling!

This was a premeditated crime.

It almost looks like there is a junior mafia in town.