Flo: So what's this episode about?
Ned: Congress-man is battling to save the country's infra-structure.
Flo: How long is this episode?
Ned: Going on 40 years now.
All we need to do is get the steel and construction companies, and related labor unions to donate a ton of money to Congress-Man, to get his “attention.”
It will take people getting killed from bridge collapses, sewer cave-ins, etc. for these public servants to make noises about fixing things. That’s the only time we get things fixed in this state.
Only congress can fund a bridge repair, the president has no power to do that….Only the people in the House can spend money, all the Senate has to do is rubber stamp it….,..Sure, they haven’t tried to keep bridges from falling down and killing whole bunches of our citizens…So what? They can always blameTo republicans, most other people are only useful as statistics and examples to prove what ever sadistic point they are trying to make at any given time…. That wasn’t their business, their intent or desire…Their only desire was to do nothing and blame it on a real solid American, President Obama (Satan, to republicans.), Remember, doing nothing is an active verb. Buy doing nothing, republicans have caused the deaths of thousands of Americans just, so they could blame it on Obama. Thanks republicans Luv Ya!
No love for Congress-man? It’s a sad state of affairs. But as voters we want these things, we like bridges, roads, police and schools. But we demand they maintain these things without making us pay taxes. If the poor bu- elected official points this out, he’s replaced by someone who’ll promise to do more with less.
Sorry. We spent the money appropriated for maintaining the nation on our efforts to improve the nation. So we will need more money. And some of the improvements will also need upkeep, but we’re already committing that money to something else, so buckle up, Buttercup. The ride will necessarily get bumpy so it turns your pockets upside down. And stop complaining. You were wild about the idea of spending our infrastructure money on other stuff before.
Most roadwork is funded through state and local taxes and, therefore, is the purview of state and local governments. Congress, ie the Federal government, is only responsible for the Interstate Highway System.
In other words, you’re harping on the wrong level of government on this one.
“the Senate of the U.S. no longer has any resemblance to that August assembly which provoked the admiration of the Tocquevilles (Alexis de Tocqueville, author of “Democracy in America,” 1835). It would be no use looking for the foremost men of the nation there; neither statesmen nor orators are to be found in it. The body is filled with men of mediocre or no political intelligence, some of whom, extremely wealthy, multi-millionaires, look on the Senatorial dignity as a title for ennobling their well or ill-gotten riches and with crack wirepullers and party bosses who find the Senate a convenient base of operations for their intrigues and designs on the public interest.” This paragraph was written in 1902.
Might start by impeaching the bum. Like his wanna me counterparts seeking an office; he has not the vaguest idea what the word infrastructure even means.
As one who first turns to the Comics each day, especially to Non Sequitur, I find Congress-Man to be an outstanding editorial in the most compact, lucid form! Keep up the great work!
Gorbag42Page count is irrelevant. Laws are double-spaced with such wide margins all around that the space devoted to actual law is little larger than that of a pocket paperback..wiatrIt will take more than that. There is a long history fatal accidents involving bridge collapse, pipeline breaks, and similar infrastructure failure, and yet nothing is done about it. We must rediscover our humanity, that our fellow humans are more important than accumulating money, before anything will ever be done.
JamesThe military/industrial rulers have an unlimited supply of puppets to put in office; the People have only the occasional few. I would put up with the occasional Gormert in exchange for Sam Rayburn, Wright Patman, Henry B. Gonzalez safeguarding and educating those in my state. Term limits won’t bring back those giants of the past, but they would eliminate the Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and Al Franken of the present.
If you want to rid the government of the M/I complex, WHY are you wanting to get rid of Warren, Bernie, etc.?Start with Mitch, Ryan, Issa, etc., who never met a Defense spending bill they didn’t like.Until it comes to the VA, then it’s a problem. They won’t “honor” our veterans to give the VA the money it needs, then they bitch about why they can’t “fix” things!
Can't Sleep over 8 years ago
All we need to do is get the steel and construction companies, and related labor unions to donate a ton of money to Congress-Man, to get his “attention.”
QuiteDragon over 8 years ago
Don’t want to start that “fixin’ important things” stuff. Might wind up with people employed.
wiatr over 8 years ago
It will take people getting killed from bridge collapses, sewer cave-ins, etc. for these public servants to make noises about fixing things. That’s the only time we get things fixed in this state.
Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
Another Moment of Silence for this Unforeseeable Tragedy from Congress-Man®!
Varnes over 8 years ago
Only congress can fund a bridge repair, the president has no power to do that….Only the people in the House can spend money, all the Senate has to do is rubber stamp it….,..Sure, they haven’t tried to keep bridges from falling down and killing whole bunches of our citizens…So what? They can always blameTo republicans, most other people are only useful as statistics and examples to prove what ever sadistic point they are trying to make at any given time…. That wasn’t their business, their intent or desire…Their only desire was to do nothing and blame it on a real solid American, President Obama (Satan, to republicans.), Remember, doing nothing is an active verb. Buy doing nothing, republicans have caused the deaths of thousands of Americans just, so they could blame it on Obama. Thanks republicans Luv Ya!
Varnes over 8 years ago
This series is delightfully, sly…Thank you Wiley…Great time to have a job like yours, eh?…I know you’ll do us, and you, proud….Rock on Dude….
Robin Hislop over 8 years ago
No love for Congress-man? It’s a sad state of affairs. But as voters we want these things, we like bridges, roads, police and schools. But we demand they maintain these things without making us pay taxes. If the poor bu- elected official points this out, he’s replaced by someone who’ll promise to do more with less.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 8 years ago
Sorry. We spent the money appropriated for maintaining the nation on our efforts to improve the nation. So we will need more money. And some of the improvements will also need upkeep, but we’re already committing that money to something else, so buckle up, Buttercup. The ride will necessarily get bumpy so it turns your pockets upside down. And stop complaining. You were wild about the idea of spending our infrastructure money on other stuff before.
matthew over 8 years ago
Most roadwork is funded through state and local taxes and, therefore, is the purview of state and local governments. Congress, ie the Federal government, is only responsible for the Interstate Highway System.
In other words, you’re harping on the wrong level of government on this one.
StCleve72 over 8 years ago
“the Senate of the U.S. no longer has any resemblance to that August assembly which provoked the admiration of the Tocquevilles (Alexis de Tocqueville, author of “Democracy in America,” 1835). It would be no use looking for the foremost men of the nation there; neither statesmen nor orators are to be found in it. The body is filled with men of mediocre or no political intelligence, some of whom, extremely wealthy, multi-millionaires, look on the Senatorial dignity as a title for ennobling their well or ill-gotten riches and with crack wirepullers and party bosses who find the Senate a convenient base of operations for their intrigues and designs on the public interest.” This paragraph was written in 1902.
Dr_Zinj over 8 years ago
If you built it right the first time, you wouldn’t need to “maintain” it so often.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
We can’t worry about minor things like bridges when we have to build a wall, buy more weapons and give the poor rich people more tax cuts.
WaitingMan over 8 years ago
Infrastructure is for losers. Real Americans fly private jets.
Flash Gordon over 8 years ago
Years ago my younger sister drove across the i35w bridge in Minneapolis a minute or 2 before it collapsed.
tripwire45 over 8 years ago
Term limits.
GLB1 over 8 years ago
Or, we could put another $900 billion into “shovel ready” jobs that made it to union pension funds.
dabugger over 8 years ago
Might start by impeaching the bum. Like his wanna me counterparts seeking an office; he has not the vaguest idea what the word infrastructure even means.
Al Nala over 8 years ago
Building new stuff is “sexy”; maintaining old stuff gets no brownie points at all.
CurmudgeonK over 8 years ago
As one who first turns to the Comics each day, especially to Non Sequitur, I find Congress-Man to be an outstanding editorial in the most compact, lucid form! Keep up the great work!
Numbnumb over 8 years ago
You gotta quit making Congress look sooo Good!!!!
hippogriff over 8 years ago
Gorbag42Page count is irrelevant. Laws are double-spaced with such wide margins all around that the space devoted to actual law is little larger than that of a pocket paperback..wiatrIt will take more than that. There is a long history fatal accidents involving bridge collapse, pipeline breaks, and similar infrastructure failure, and yet nothing is done about it. We must rediscover our humanity, that our fellow humans are more important than accumulating money, before anything will ever be done.
millwheel over 8 years ago
Never vote for an incumbent. They don’t deserve the job security.
edward thomas Premium Member over 8 years ago
And term limits don’t help. They just promote even more the “looking for my next job” mindset that most who go into politics have.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 8 years ago
And that bridge…it’s a little older.
hippogriff over 8 years ago
JamesThe military/industrial rulers have an unlimited supply of puppets to put in office; the People have only the occasional few. I would put up with the occasional Gormert in exchange for Sam Rayburn, Wright Patman, Henry B. Gonzalez safeguarding and educating those in my state. Term limits won’t bring back those giants of the past, but they would eliminate the Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and Al Franken of the present.
edward thomas Premium Member over 8 years ago
If you want to rid the government of the M/I complex, WHY are you wanting to get rid of Warren, Bernie, etc.?Start with Mitch, Ryan, Issa, etc., who never met a Defense spending bill they didn’t like.Until it comes to the VA, then it’s a problem. They won’t “honor” our veterans to give the VA the money it needs, then they bitch about why they can’t “fix” things!