Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 30, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: Have you started packing for camp yet? Marigold: I am finished packing! It is easier when your suitcase contains a magical rift in space and time, and can hold all the world withing its walls. Phoebe: That's almost cheating. Marigold: It also helps that I do not wear clothes.
jodudeit over 8 years ago
I don’t know why, but I still find it funny when these talking creatures acknowledge the fact that they don’t wear clothes. I remember Marigold feeling naked and Phoebe offering to get some tinsel for her!
Averagemoe over 8 years ago
At least have the decency to put Phoebe’s suitcase in there. I’m sure it won’t get any heavier.
Aurora_Griffin over 8 years ago
What would her packing contain, I wonder? … oh. How about a mirror. XD
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
I think she just described a black hole.
Monster Hesh over 8 years ago
Hammerspace.
Masterius over 8 years ago
But Marigold does wear clothes! Like jammies!
Wilde Bill over 8 years ago
Hammerspace: Just reach out of the frame and whatever you need is there. Whether it be a pie, a baseball bat or a hammer.
luducks over 8 years ago
Wait, does that mean her suitcase is just… the actual world?
Ron-Ar over 8 years ago
Like the fold box in Heinlein’s Glory Road, published in 1963.
blackshire over 8 years ago
Hmmm…at least one of the unicorns at Lord Splendid Humility’s birthday party/intervention-for-Marigold wore clothes (Marigold has pants and a leaf-accented costume [her finery, which she wore to the party])—it’ll be interesting to see if “nudists” or “coverists” are more common at the camp…
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 8 years ago
Don’t forget your swim-suit!
Wichita1.0 over 8 years ago
So, in other words a TARDIS with a clutch handle.
T_Lexi over 8 years ago
Pffft… clothes! Who needs ’em?
bookdoc123 over 8 years ago
Marigold also wears leg warmers at times, but won’t be needing them at summer camp…
Comic Minister Premium Member over 8 years ago
We already know that Unicorn.
scyphi26 over 8 years ago
Is your suitcase blue then, Marigold? If not, it needs to be. Seriously.
sjsczurek over 8 years ago
Reminds me of the Mane 6 of My Little Pony – Friendship is Magic, getting ready for the Grand Galloping Gala:
Spike: Come on, you guys, let me in.Rainbow Dash: Sure thing, Spike.Rarity: Heavens, no! We’re getting dressed!Apple Jack: Dressed? Uh – beg pardon Rarity, but – we don’t normally wear clothes.
luducks over 8 years ago
Wait. Marigold is /naked/? D=
amaneaux over 8 years ago
Okay, the next time I DM a Dungeons & Dragons game, I am definitely including a unicorn carrying Heward’s Handy Haversack.
torius over 8 years ago
oh yeah,then there’s that(no clothes) …
daleandkristen over 8 years ago
M’s suitcase must be like the Tardis!!!
jerrica.benton333 over 3 years ago
i wish i didn’t wear clothes. especially pants. pants are stupid.