Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 20, 2016

Out of the four choices, I’m betting the mindless doofuswill loose his life first.

Oxymoron—accent on the moron!

As if texting while walking wasn’t bad enough…..today, the Skytrain in Vancouver was shut down by some doofus jumping onto the rails to “catch one.”

Hmm…. some cats have hair… some birds do fly…But are there any doofuses that are NOT mindless?

Pokemon GO. I saw about 15 of them in the park on my run yesterday. Would they be called GOists? Would someone who hunts them down be called a GOistBuster?Probably not.

I don’t know why this strip is called “Off the Mark.” This one seems spot-on to me.

Shouldn’t the driver have their device in their hand as well?

And he is playing that stupid ‘pokeman’ hunting app!

The Pokemon Zombie Apocalypse is upon us!!

You don’t come across the first three very often, but the last one is EVERYWHERE.

Darwinian selection.

Spot on, Mark…

No matter what a doofus does, I don’t fuss.

Yup—pretty much. Sadly. (For the last panel, at least.)

Snake: “Legless lizard.”;D