Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 18, 2016

Stephan, you can always reactivate your law license.

You could always become another unemployed homeless person (without ‘homes’).

And don’t call him Shirley!

Those little guys had better watch out; I’ve got some dangerous marshmallow birdies.:That’s right, homes — my Peeps are coming for you!

Rating: one thumb up and another down.

I’m sure that Rat will get along with the invaders like a house on fire. Which is an odd expression, when you think of it, but may be literally true here.

Don’t call him Shirley,

I don’t get it. What’s the reference?

They’re really green houses in disguise. The rest of the giant Monopoly pieces will advance shortly.

“…and we’re here from the Home Shopping club.”

They’re mobile homes. From Alabama.

I always stop at garage sales to ask what the price of the garage is.

I actually chuckled….

Stop calling him Shirley

At least those are small homes.

Q. In what school did those homes learn to run so fast? A. Elementary, my dear Watson!

One’s name is Oliver, the other one is Wendell..Their scheme was duplexitous.

Houses have legs![Apologies to B.C.]

Seems to me today’s strip is kinda homey…

They need bandannas,and guns.

Is Stephan on vacation and did billy take over and draw for him????

At least the Great Lakes didn’t come charging in.

SMH

Great, now the “home invasion” community is going to be offended.

This is almost as bad as Jerry Seinfeld’s “Hey kids, what’s the deal with homework? You’re not working on your home!”

Homes in a home

Homes have homies too!

Pastis is utterly unemployable.

They are Pastis’ homies.

Having writer’s block there Steph?

Well, you could go on welfare. I’m sure we’d be happy to pay it. For our own welfare.

Please don’t do a strip involving someone’s homecoming.

Those homes are awful small…who lives in them? People with very small stature…like critics?

Domestic disturbances next..

Tiny Houses are a big thing! Check out HGTV (Tiny House Hunters, Tiny House, Big Living, Tiny House Builders, etc. )

It was fairly funny … made me smile and chuckle

This was cute.

xxx

Cartoon-Boy is homeless already, living in a basket on Staci’s porch. Rat has a surfeit of homes. Rat, you could put an end to Cartoon-Boy’s suffering (one way or another)….

Pastis stupidity is pure genius.

@ partyalldatyme, you too? Drives my wife crazy, but hey, it’s what the sign say’s…

I love the tiny arrrrgh