Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 16, 2016

Depends on what tribe you are from.

Bending fold, crease, and put it away…

You shouldn’t have pulled his little finger dear.

A spoon rest just doesn’t convey my opinion in the same way.

“I give you… air from my colon.”

Watch out, it’s following him down the stairway.

A heart-felt expression of human warmth.“You are not a waste” is a lovely sentiment.

No. Best to clear the room and allow it to soak into the walls and furniture. These are the things that give a room a warm, happy and lived-in feel.

I have to disagree. A spoonrest does not make a house as warm as a bit of methane gas and a zippo.

Tossing the gasman out, ehh, Householder? I suppose his contribution was not appreciated by your good housewife, whose honor you had to defend in the only way possible (you certainly could not, would not invite him to make use of your bathroom)….

If you ask me,* SOMEONE opted for sophomoric potty humor at the expense of an optimal spork reference opportunity.

* No one did.

Better out than in.

I’m pretty sure he’s right that a spoon rest is not flatulence.

I love spooning with my Honey… and, really, what’s a little fart between friends?

Is there some way they can regift this?

Did this gift thing happen before or after dinner? I’m guessing before (since gifts are generally given upon entry). I wonder what GASstronomic delight Mrs. Offended had simmering on the stove. To expel gas after eating is a sign of satisfaction in some cultures. I’m guessing this was a BEFORE dinner gift. Perhaps the hors d’oeuvres triggered his flatulence, in which case Mrs. Offended should feel complimented.

@daddyhcWhat Johnny Depp movie was this? What is happening in this scene?

….and maybe the two men went outside and exchanged blows…

Some people never know when to consider themselves fortunate.

“Never look a gift horse in the mouth.”“Yeah, but that weren’t no horse!”

@Happy. Excellent! I’m in a trance… watching it over and over.

Plosive lizard flatulence is a growing problem in the modern world. Won’t you help?