WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for August 26, 2016

guess they are not hungry enough

well its all facts of life…

give ’em about two days and the tune will change.

People are rarely ‘allergic’ to gluten. Many people are allergic to wheat though.And I didn’t realize having celiac disease made one a hipster. I thought it just made you very sick if you ingested gluten. Can you make fun of kids with cancer next time? Because you know, some people shave their heads just to be cool.

It would be cheaper to ship them to some island in the S. Pacific….

i’m not a hipster, but if you are giving away cruises to the south pacific, i’ll take a ticket. thank you.

The Darwin solution: let them all starve to death.

Go eat a bush and let the people who appreciate the assistance get fed.

Eat it or starve, your choice (except for the first guy if he really does have Celiac disease, but that wouldn’t be a hipster).

Hipster, AKA: Libtard, the fewer the better.

Thus explaining why they are so very rare.

I have a medically prescribed diet so I do think about situations like this.

the artist of this does know that people can actually be allergic to gluten, right?

And I acquired 150+ food allergies at the age of 34 after a toxin exposure. Life-threatening ones. I go through epipens like water. I used to have a disaster kit in my house. I sold it. If there is a disaster, I’m just dead anyway.

The only one with a valid excuse is the guy with the allergies… allergies aren’t a choice. The other two can starve because their refusal to eat what’s offered is based on a lifestyle CHOICE and not a life/death requirement. As one with food allergies, I’ve got way more than “3days/3ways” stashed aside.

I remember when “hipster” meant something very different from the “current” meaning that is implied in this comic.