B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 12, 2016

Me too

Not while I’M alive, Wiley!

or I

or I stupid game

There’s a game?

You’ve got plenty of company on your hold out Wiley. It’s not my thing either.

The man who invented Pokemon should have been hanged before he could invent it.

Pokémon? What is that, dirty sex, food or what?

I don’t do Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, etc. etc. etc. I think I may be one of the last.

No, you’re not, Wiley. I am!!!

How far did Thor travel to get that weed he’s chawin’? There’s nothing growing for miles around them.

Even if I was interested in chasing down pokey-whatevers, I would have to upgrade my phone. My phone does what I need it to, so no.

I am sure Emon is getting sick of being poked.

A couple of days ago I was told that I obviously don’t play the game since I don’t pronounce Pokemon correctly. I took it as a compliment.

No you’re not Wiley. I don’t even own a cell phone of any kind.

What is a pokemon, sounds like poking a man or something.

Don’t you need one of them thar smart phone things to do that?

nope – i am!

He can’t be the last holdout. He’s been dead a long time, and I’m still alive.

No Pokeman allowed here

Don’t own a smartphone so if for some strange reason I lost my mind long enough to want to start that, I can’t!

Rolls of caps, and cap guns by extent, exist in B.C.

Me too!

I can’t be a holdout because I have less than no interest in such a stupid time wasting activity. If that’s what you find interesting, you need to get a brain before you can attempt to get a life. You won’t find either in an electronic device.

Pokemon is a game played in a Jamaican prison…

I’m with you there!

Wiley’s just afraid he’ll find a Squirtle.

Not at all. Not only have I not started, I have no intention thereof.