Close to Home by John McPherson for December 18, 2016

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    macky87  almost 8 years ago

    It’s hard to argue against facts. He should learn to smile more if he’s so happy.

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    nosirrom  almost 8 years ago

    So, if you’re happy and you know it you’re a clam?

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    Limerick Larry  almost 8 years ago

    Mr. Quigley wished that he had died,

    Which was not what the doctor implied.

    The misdiagnosis

    Means doc didn’t know this:

    It’s “Happy as a clam AT HIGH TIDE”

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    gammaguy  almost 8 years ago

    Life’s a beach.

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    whiteheron  almost 8 years ago

    I thought Quigley was down under.

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    J Short  almost 8 years ago
    Shell shocked.
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    joe piglet Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Must be high tide!

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    xeacons  almost 8 years ago

    But what makes clams so happy?

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    donut reply  almost 8 years ago

    Just how happy are clams?

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    Qiset  almost 8 years ago

    I heard that expression had something to do with a part of a woman’s anatomy. Do you suppose it’s true?

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    richardj  almost 8 years ago

    As happy as a clam that’s probably dead.

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