Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 11, 2016

Rob’s terrified of girls.

Bucky must have been the brains behind Celebrity Deathmatch.

I want to see Big Bird take on the Teletubbies.

I would bet all of my Monopoly money on Cookie Monster. Barney’s big, but he wouldn’t hurt a fly.

Only from the mind of one Bucky Kat………….

well said…

I’d bet a fight between R.E.M. and the Spice Girls would quickly morph into an orgy.

I’d go with Cookie Monster. Barney is way too clumsy to put up a decent fight. If it was Baloney from Animaniacs, that’ll be a whole different fight.

Vegas odds are 7:2 on the Cookie Monster.

I would also pick Cookie. He is very ravenous when he is eating cookies plus Barney loves everyone too much to fight as we learn by listening to his song.

Am I the only one who thinks meeting the Spice Girls “in a dark alley” could be kind-of fun?

Actually Cookie saved Barney’s life once.A bunch of thugs jumped Barney and were beating him up, and The Cookie Monster strolled by and said “ok that’s enough boys,” and they stopped.

My money would be on Cookie Monster. Remember what he did in the old days to type writers, and telephones when he started thinking too much about cookies and saw said objects as cookies?

All Cookie has to do is see Barne’s spots …which look like…big…delicious…snickerdoodles…and COWABUNGA!

No more purple dinosaur.

It reminds me of numerous conversations I have had with other guys, who see everything as “Dog eats dog” or “Who beats whom.”

I would gladly meet Emma Bunton (aka Baby Spice) in a dark alley or anywhere else, for that matter.

Well,one of them was Scary!

I’m losing my religion over this…

Obviously the Cookie Monster wins… he’d mistake Barney for a giant macaroon and gobble him down!

Again with the Sunday reruns.

Spice Girls? How old is this strip, anyway? It says 2010 in the fine print, but it’s got to be older than that, the Spice Girls are so, so… last millennium!

Running into the “Spice Girls” in a dark alley could be fun! Priorities dude!

I thought Rob was straight and hadn’t had a girlfriend for an extended period of time. That should affect the answer to Bucky’s question.