Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 14, 2017

Well stop leaning on the house before you damage it.

um… what are liens? is it similar to mortgages?

He hadda lien on his house? He should get more exercise.

Is A Lien one-half of A Frame?

A Lien to Alien? Where does one recruit them from?

I have a lean to on my house… My neighbor has a lien too.

What would Larry Croc do ? Put lean on Zeb-ra neighbor….

Is there a lien on that tower in Pisa?!?

Anal Bum Cover for $2000, Alex.

I had 3 aunts: Alene, Ilene, and Darlene. I must come from a family of leners.

Oh, I forgot my Asian step-aunt….Irene

Shouldn’t you be up on Neighbor Bob’s roof, Pig? He said he has “a lien” on his house (not in it). You might just fall off the roof, onto you head, and knock some sense into it….

(P.S. Nice to see revivified Neighbor Bob back on the job after Wednesday’s fill-in, Neighbor Ron.)

Ancient astronaut theorists suggest the typo was intentional…

Well, if it means Sigourney Weaver will show up, I’m all for it.

A bit of a dated joke, it’s funny, but I doubt my younger brother would even get it.

Is that anything like the bent bird my neighbor was talking about? You know, the “S” Crow…

Would anyone say this was one of Pastis’ best puns?

Not me.

xxx

Hopefully it’s not an undocumented lien, otherwise Trump might try to kick it out of the country!

A lien from aliens!

When my old house got a lean on it, it was condemned and demolished.