Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 08, 2017

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 7 years ago

    wrong kind of thoughts about which Prof. Zébo was proposing, dude

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    Namrepus  over 7 years ago

    Sorry, but Bern has a strict one-weirdo limit, and right now she’s at capacity.

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    Dreamdeer  over 7 years ago

    So…so far Gunther, Piro, and Nil all have their sites on Bernice—that’s beating out Tiffany! Nerdess power!

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    luann1212  over 7 years ago

    Whoa!! Bernice you have mojo!! And the sad part is you don’t know it. Luann has to be gobsmacked. I am too.

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    PhilipB  over 7 years ago

    Bernice seems to attracts guys that wear scarves and knitted caps and have unusual hair styles. I wonder what that means?!?

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    AnyFace  over 7 years ago

    The ones who give off that ’I’m Attainable’ vibe occasionally attract multiple admirers.

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    kenhense  over 7 years ago

    I cannot see Bern attracted to Nil. She likes mysterious – but not goofy.

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    Brdshtt Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Emo wants Luann to tell Bernie that he has his eye out for her.

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    howtheduck  over 7 years ago

    Modern art makes Nil think of Bernice. It seems strange but at least Nil has a thought. What could the thought be? Let’s see:

    1. Would Bernice be willing to go with me to the Batcave?

    2. Piro said Bernice was a good kisser and I wondered if you agree.

    3. What does Bernice think about guys who chew gum and leave the gum on the wall of Modern Art museums?

    4. Do you think Bernice would introduce me to her roommate Dez?

    5. What does Bernice think of guys who like to dress in all black and run around at night wearing vampire teeth?

    6. What does Bernice think of guys who take an art class that lasts 3 years?

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    ironman01  over 7 years ago

    Bernice, you little temptress, you! Admittedly we don’t know if you are tempting the right element but…you go girl!

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    Brdshtt Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I do not recall if we have ever seen Emo without his beanie on. Perhaps he has several moon phases carved into his hair. Two moons or more beats one star.

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    Lady Bri  over 7 years ago

    Uh-oh . . . here comes another love triangle. (sigh)

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    First Piro, now Nil. That’ll make TWO Guys In Bernice’s “Love Life” that She’s NOT Really Sure About. Gunther? Once again, You’re Safe, My Lad! Now, Go and make a bit of time with Your “Study Buddy,” Tiffany, BEFORE College ends for the Summer, whilst We sit back and Enjoy the Utter Confusion, which is Bernice!

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    dlkrueger33  over 7 years ago

    ….and we STILL don’t know what happened to the TV! or the snack machine!

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    sueb1863  over 7 years ago

    We don’t really know enough about NIl to know if this is a good development or not. It could be a harmless crush or it could be an obsessive stalker type situation. I doubt Bernice will have any interest in him though. Didn’t he take a drink out of her beverage when they were last together?

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    Tyge  over 7 years ago

    This could be an interesting arc. Flood Bee with suitors and see what happens. After all, everybody has one bad grade semester at college.

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    Cronkers McGee  Premium Member over 7 years ago

    It’s great to see Luann back in circulation. What a week is ahead of us.

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    GirlGeek Premium Member over 7 years ago

    No Goth Kid no…I like you too much for you to think about Bernice

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    submachine  over 7 years ago

    Seems like ole’ deadeye has a thing for Bernice

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    JayBluE  over 7 years ago

    Well, it’s like some old famous guy (I think it was somebody named Benjamin Franklin Bridge) said…. “A penny for your thoughts is worth two cents saved”…or something like that…

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    luann1212  over 7 years ago

    The second panel reminds me of a few classes over the years where we talk about a topic, have read it, then I ask students to break out in groups to discuss it,and they have that clueless look.

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    JayBluE  over 7 years ago

    “When Opportunity Knocks, Don’t Knock It”

    “Early To Bed, And You’ll Miss ‘The Dating Game’ "

    “An Apple A Day Is Worth Two In The Bush, Due To Inflation”

    “Freedom Is Just Another Word For: ’I’m Not Dating Anyone, Right Now’ " (♪)

    “A Watched Pot Never Rings True…But A Cell Phone Does, When You’re In A Quiet Place”

    “The Early Bird Special Is Rich In Worms”

    “If You Want An Omelet, You’ve Gotta Break A $20”

    “Never Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth…Use A Micro-Drone, Instead”

    “You’ll Never Know, Unless You Try To Google It”

    “You Have Nothing To Fear, But Fear…Though, If You’re Afraid, Then I Guess You Do, After All”

    “Act Now, All Available Friends Of Bernice Are Standing By”

    “To The Victor Goes The Spoils- So I Guess You Get All The Stuff That Didn’t…”

    “A Pounce On A Mention, Is Worth Around Three Or Four”

    “You Get More Fly Girls With ‘Sugar Daddy Money’, Than You Do Wearing ‘Eau de Vinegar’ Cologne”

    “Seize The Day…And Maybe The Night Too, While You’re At It”

    or maybe it’s:

    “It Never Rains In Southern California…But On Some Days, For Whatever Reason, Water Falls Out Of The Sky And I End Up Getting Wet” (♩)

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    eringreen974  over 7 years ago

    Mooning Over Bernie (at Moony U.)

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    eringreen974  over 7 years ago

    When It Rains, It Pours (Suitors)

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    eringreen974  over 7 years ago

    Wouldn’t it be interesting if It turns out Nil and Piro know each other?

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    Schrodinger's Dog  over 7 years ago

    Better watch out … still waters run deep!

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    lrideou  over 7 years ago

    Nil and Piro are the same character. Piro is just in disguise.

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 7 years ago

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    Interesting. But, who would we prefer win Bernice’s affections? Piro or Nil? Very hard to say. I like both characters a lot. Hopefully, Greg has in the plans a very long period of time where both are attempting to win her attention. I could see this being an arc that goes on for a long time. I think it will be quite fun.

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    candomarty Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I would like to see more of who Nil actually is. He sometimes pops up when you least expect it, and he seems to be less unhinged than he looks.

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    Code the Enforcer  over 7 years ago

    Well it IS a thought … and Nil IS sharing it. I do like the wry, knowing grin on Jack’s face. :)

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    SactoSylvia  over 7 years ago

    I also like what we’ve seen of Nil so far. He seems to be a pretty keen observer of human nature, and not full of himself.

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    Schrodinger's Dog  over 7 years ago

    Interesting dynamic if Piro sees Bernice out with Nil. Lots of potential here.

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    RolloTheGrouch  over 7 years ago

    Jack seems pretty short for being a football player. Maybe that’s why he’s playing football in Junior College.

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    cheesehead  over 7 years ago

    Dun Dun DUN….

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    RSH  over 7 years ago

    Oh no……………..

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    Cheapskate0  over 7 years ago

    @ JPuzzleWhiz and your response to DLKreuger99: The strip you reference as the alleged end of the mystery is really the beginning of it! In this episode we learn that Bernice and Piro were covering up for the thief, both thinking that each other had been the thief! To make matters worse, Bernice now has Lopez’ scarf, which she got from Dez (if memory serves me well). And yet, Lopez believes the thief is in room 213? Give me a break! Yes, the security camera saw something, and something is going on in room 213. Okay, I get that. But the mystery is far from over!

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    Cheapskate0  over 7 years ago

    It’s why I believe that either (1) Dez is the thief or (2) Dez is connected to the thief in room 213. Sorry, Greg, but for me, the mystery goes on!

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    Germanshepherds4ever  over 7 years ago

    OMG First of ll, who names a kid BERNICE????

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    miarene  over 7 years ago

    I actually think that because Bernice wasn’t attracted to Piro, and she was sure she was going to be, Greg is introducing Nil as the guy that she never thought of but who will be perfect for her. Then they can double-date and we can find out if there really is something going on between LuAnn & Meathead…

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    Luanaphile  over 7 years ago

    Let’s get to the kissing part first to see how that goes.

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Wow! A spark of life from Nil. That must have taken quite an effort on his part!

    Don’t dismiss him too flippantly, Luann!

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    RSH  over 7 years ago

    Luann: "and what have you been thinking? Nil: "I might like to go out with her… does she have a boyfriend? Luann: “well she is involved with someone else right now…” Nil: “Oh..”

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