Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 19, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    Pig might be on to something.

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Pig already has no sects with Pigita!

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 7 years ago

    quit while you’re ahead, Mr. Pastis, on this punchline… this theist asks you

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    Some of these groups are a lot more verbal than others. How does the Censor feel about oral sects?

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    Bilan  over 7 years ago

    Some of them need to be taught that religion is about working together, not fighting. We can certainly use more sect education.

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    blunebottle  over 7 years ago

    (Ages ago) I used to walk to high school with this nice girl that lived near me. One day, while we were walking along, she remarked how she was struggling with the concept of sets…(as in mathematics.) It took me a looooong time to reply, as I struggled to figure out if I’d heard right.

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    Masterskrain  over 7 years ago

    Just remember, a “Religion” is merely a cult with more members and better P.R.!

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    c001  over 7 years ago

    I wonder how this passed the editors.

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    Brian Fink  over 7 years ago

    Maybe they should have spoken to the Nashville “church” which just got busted as a sects club.

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    Masterskrain  over 7 years ago

    There was a story in the news a few weeks back about a “Church” somewhere like Kansas that actually wanted to establish their own security police!

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    eddie6192  over 7 years ago

    That dumb Pig is gonna get Pastis fired.

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    one8romeo  over 7 years ago

    Down through the annals of history there have always been sects.

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  over 7 years ago

    Funny thing is it is that which is being censored, not the talk of sects.

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    hariseldon59  over 7 years ago

    At least he didn’t bring up premarital sects.

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    joefearsnothing  over 7 years ago

    Looks like the Comic Strip Censor is unprotected! Hmmmm

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    chris_weaver  over 7 years ago

    If you and your spouse belong to different religions, does that make you bisectual?

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    toahero  over 7 years ago

    I’d never join one of those splinter groups.

    You might call me asectual.

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    KEA  over 7 years ago

    for sure

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 7 years ago

    So how would you define safe sects?

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    azktryg  over 7 years ago

    Is a monastic sect an oxymoron?

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    ChessPirate  over 7 years ago

    And not even mentioned is the danger of extreme sects…

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    gmu328  over 7 years ago

    patsis outdoes himself today … should be declared a national ass-et

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    John W. Vinson Premium Member over 7 years ago

    What’s worse is that some of these religious groups have their own orchestras: sects and violins.

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    I worked out the punchline after reading the first panel.

    Go me.

    xxx

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 7 years ago

    Summovus MUnkYS preffer Swingin SectS… jus sayin

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    Dippy  over 7 years ago

    Catholicism… Protestantism… Great sects.

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    Loopy Frogger Premium Member over 7 years ago

    You sects, I sects we all text for more sects….

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    Chakolate  over 7 years ago

    I read this comic in Spanish before I do so in English, because I’m trying to learn Spanish. Often the Spanish version makes no sense, until I get to the English one and find punishment. Today they didn’t even try to translate it – just ran an old comic instead.

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    I kinda feel sorry for Comic Strip Censor Guy, the way he gets picked on by Cartoon-Boy, used as a foil for Goat and Pig to show off their comedic acting skills. (They did handle the script well today, as the inevitable follow-on puns in the Comments show, except for that Featured Comment, where the Replies do not open….)

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    gopher gofer  over 7 years ago

    funny how everyone’s avoided the topic of nuptials among members of the same churches – you know, same sects marriages…

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    Biltil Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Wondering if insects have sects where they insist on having incest

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    wiatr  over 7 years ago

    Sects and rugs and Rock ’n Roll!

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    Swirls Before Pine  over 7 years ago

    The forum posters that decry Pearls’ pun strips are advocates of mirth-control.

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    SomeOtherGocomicsGuy  over 6 years ago

    Lemme have a few secs to determine wether this is a safe sect.

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    ND Cool Z  almost 6 years ago

    Apparently, you can talk about sects and rugs in newspaper comics, but not that other thing..

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    All I Feel Is Pain (Everything Is Pain)  over 3 years ago

    Nice :3

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    WendesdayGirl  almost 2 years ago

    oh theres the censor

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