Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 19, 2017

Pig at a senate hearing:

“I’m sorry but I dismember the Russian ambassador.”

Before Pig can find anything in his bed, he has to discover it.

How about Rat diss Pig and forget this whole conversation?

Stop Pig before he dismembers again!

This is double plus ungood.

So what do you call it when you originally have the experience that you’ll later remember? Or dismember? Membering?

Pig took piano lessons, but alas, all he could play was discord.

Pastis, you are ingenuous

It may be time to dismember Cartoon Boy…

It’s the ole full-brain syndrome; when one bit of information goes in, another is lost.

I was not the least bothered by this strip, so I guess I was quite turbed by it.

This strip is disingenuous.

It is also disturbing, disgusting and discombobulated.

I think this strip is quite turbing and gusting. Keep it up.

As a cartoon weasel once said, “Boss, shall we disresemble the place for ya’?”

Aint that the truth!

Bad horror movies…I Dismember Mama.

If he actually followed Rat’s instructions, it would be disremembering. Just sayin

For a Monday, I’m feeling rather gruntled today

Pig is someone who would use a fire extinguisher for an inflamed throat.

Enough of this frivolity. I’m going to appear now.

“Da police are not here to create disorder, dere here to PRESERVE dis order.”

Pig’s more than famous … he’s IN-famous!

Sorry but “un-remembering” sounds better.

xxx

Pig should stop going to the cafe, since he says he’s coming down with Old Timer’s.

Ugh! I can’t un-see this strip, Cartoon-Boy!

So is that why I keep losing my head? It’s because I keep getting older?

It’s a not interesting conversation.

It would be disremember. Do you member something?

Small fun fact: the Malay word for December (the month when I’m writing this comment) is “Disember”. Just don’t add an extra M!

Member Berries!