Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 17, 2017

Should’ve given the cop a swig.

I never knew that the “cop” of the Village People was a revenoor.

better have a good lawyer… doubt Mr. Pastis can handle the case

Poor Pig! Shiny objects can distract any pig of little brain, either the animal or what some, in the ’60’s, called law enforcement.

Pig, after having smelled the bottle’s contents: “Um, just snorting Coke!”

I’ll drink to that.

Make that lightning white…

Pig as a moonshiner? I’ll stay with The Clancy Brothers song!

That cop’s kind of hot. Be still my heart!

I have to admit, his warped mind does come up with some good puns.

Kinda like the Cook County board in Illinois

That cop is straight outta Village People…

Remember, Pig; In the still of the night, the moonshine’s bright.

According to Wikipedia, moonshine has been legal in the U.S. since 2010.

He’s one of the pigs, Pig. By definition, he hates anything and everyone he can’t control … or shoot trying.

Attention, all you graphic designers out there! What you are doing is illegal! A cartoon-cop said so!

Poor Pig, Arrested by one of his own.

What a lunar-tic!

Welcome to prison, where the moon never shines..

Moonshine… That’s cold, pastis.

So, what’s going to happen when the bottles are presented as evidence?