Pickles by Brian Crane for July 27, 2017

even Opal argued with Earl said he’ll hire a goober to take him to the doctor

i’ve heard of brit-speak Gobsmacked. googles best guess for Gobnockled is Geoblocked.

All it takes is a few people to start using “gobnockled” and it could become a word. Lots of words start out like that.

Thankfully, I haven’t gobnockled anything in a while, however, I did smashendorf my foot the other day.

“It has to be a word, it came out of his face.”

And his face is full of words. It’s a veritable facebook.

We use “gebozzled” a lot around here. It means “messed up”, usually in a far-fetched way.

Earl has that word all gebozzled.

Go home, Nelson. You spend way too much time with old people.

Seems like a perfectly cromulent word to me.

Apparently “Worser” is not a word but I’ve heard people say it.

Strange.

xxx

A word is dead when it is said, some say.

I say, it just begins to live that day.